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old computer 

slow

when your friends are slow asf
unable to function

takes forever to catch on
Holly: Demi do you know how many days are in the year?
Demi: No, uhh 267?
Holly: shaking my fucking head. you’re an old computer
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the old in-out in-out 

1. Copulation. Best said by Alex, of A Clockwork Orange.
1. "No time for the old in-out in-out, love. Just came to check the meter."

Olympic Cock blocking 

cock blocking at a level so high, that you cant believe the person that is attempting to prevent you from gettin some play is still trying. so it can only be known as the Olympic level. this person will try to pull out every excuse to prevent you from having a good time, whether boy/girl, even if it means making a bullshit excuse or story to avoid a possible score for you. these people are basically trying to play defense when they are already down by six TD's in the end of the fourth and you are guaranteed the trophy and all that shit.
the party is coming to an end and Im vibin' really good with this one chick. but some asshole is tryna get in the way of my score with this chick and i hurdled all his shit like it was the olympics. he tried to invite other people to stop me from gettin my girl, he jumped into every convo we was tryna have. this dick even tried to critisize some small stuff like the color of my shirt to make me look like a shithead. yo even tried to split a cab with me an my girl but my girl set him straight by saying she was going home with me and thats when everybody at the party knew his ass was tryna cock block at an olympic level,so it could only be described as Olympic Cock blocking.

Olshoving 

When a fat, slutty, college-age girl with big, sweaty, pushed-up tits gets fall-down drunk at a bar and/or house party around random dudes she doesn't know, goes home with them (or fucks them at the party), then cries rape the next day. These bloated, sub-human manitees aren't even smart enough to know the difference between actual rape and what happens when you get hammered, slut around, and regret what you did the next morning. One is an unspeakable offense, where as the other is simply the result of poor judgment and should serve as a lesson learned. The walk of shames can be funny though, and I do advise taunting them if you're an early-riser.
If you want to see skanks "Olshoving", Just spend a weekend on any college campus or major city in America and you'll soon know what I'm talking about.
Olshoving by pompeiialltheway January 8, 2012

ollie ball 

Ollie ball is an absolute legend. Vastly known for his detailed culinary reviews. You would usually see Ollie ball on the playground tasting and reviewing good. “But how will I know it’s Ollie ball when I see him??”, well Ollie ball usually announces his presence...you will first here a line of a song followed by “its Ollie ball here”.
It’s Ollie ball here and Today I’m eating a kinder Bueno bar....wow delicious the chocolate really hits my palette and the hazelnut is just beautiful. Defo scran that
ollie ball by OllieBallsBae March 22, 2021

Olivia Rodrigo 

Sweetest person ever! An amazing singer with a great heart.
Did you hear Olivia Rodrigo”s song “Good 4 u” such a bop!