Noun. Midnight oil means male semen. Comes from the fact that male semen is ejaculated usually by nighttime in shadily fashion and from its thicky, oily appearance.
You better watch your back, Annabelle. That guy is always ready to inject some midnight oil into unsuspecting p****es.
Oaah, I spruitted my Midnight oil!
Oaah, I spruitted my Midnight oil!
by Pano Emporio August 5, 2009
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by Southmetrojudge August 19, 2017
Get the Midnight Oil mug.An oil used to calm PMS (Pre Menstrual Syndrome), common amongst little bitches and a great oil to spike your girlfriend's drink with
George: OMFG WHY DON'T MY FRIENDS EVER LIKE ME AND WHY IS MY BEDROOM A BEDROOM AND WHY DO I HAVE NOTHING I WANT
Alex: drink this fucking evening primrose oil, you turn into a right diva when you are on your period
*drinks oil*
Alex: better?
George: better.
Alex: drink this fucking evening primrose oil, you turn into a right diva when you are on your period
*drinks oil*
Alex: better?
George: better.
by The Maynard Master December 1, 2013
Get the evening primrose oil mug.Slang. Noun. It’s what pedophiles use on their pasta. The extra virgin part is when the girls he likes are very young inexperienced virgins.
Creep: hand me that extra virgin oil please. Girl: why do you call it that? It’s what pedophiles use on their pasta. The extra virgin part is when the girls he likes are very young inexperienced virgins. Girl: you’re a pathetic creepy guy who’s going to live with his mom for the rest of his life! Get tf away from me!
by B-rizzle June 27, 2019
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OMG!!! Mohamed gave Mahali a serious case of Arabian Oil rig. It was all over her face.
Cletus took Rofanda to the oil rig last night.
Cletus took Rofanda to the oil rig last night.
by cr33p1ngdeath November 5, 2009
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Adam: You dun gone caught yerself a case'a the ol castor oil plant cock i tell you what
Adam: You dun gone caught yerself a case'a the ol castor oil plant cock i tell you what
by your name is NOT being used by July 13, 2010
Get the castor oil plant mug.The definition of striking oil is when the dirty bitch go's on all fours and spreads her ass hole open and squirts a hell of a lot of lube up that ass. Then the horny mother fucker approaches the lubed up ass hole and plow that bitches hole until she makes a ummpphh sound and a whole lot of brown shit and lube squirts out of her ass hole like a fucking hose. Then you punch that bitch in the face and take a hot steamy shit on her face.
Dude I saw bobby striking oil with lafonda
Bro no way I finna wanna strike oil will you plow my ass
Dude fersure!
Bro no way I finna wanna strike oil will you plow my ass
Dude fersure!
by DatHellarFunny September 16, 2011
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