purple sausage

a male version of a bluewaffle it is caused by the raming of the male burrito into the female infected wet watermelon hole

trey browder shoved his purple sausage into chastiti's wet watermelon hole while in the middle of intercorse the purple sausage will end up streching the female watermelon hole...

by lkvlqeighpe;bhou August 13, 2010

purple lemon

A woman's unclean sour vagina

She had a disgusting purple lemon

by The Purple Lemon October 23, 2013

Purple Wonder

the tip of a man's penis

I love to suck that man's purple wonder!

by Stacy February 22, 2004

purple gang

a group of lil bitch ass hoes who are clearly the biggest simps of all time

Purple Gang:*gets caught lacking*
Green gang:*completely tears their anuses*

by TheRockWithAHugeCock May 6, 2020

Purple Buffalo

Code word to be used when in the presence of a one upper or similarly irritating person who is so completely oblivious to their condition and impressed by their own story they don't even notice the oddity of the statement "purple buffalo".

One upper enters the room, joins a conversation without invitation and begins to ramble aimlessly...
Others: "Hey, let's head to the bar and get a purple buffalo"
"Is that a purple buffalo on your shirt?"

by K_good April 29, 2008

purple snake

the best drug you could ever do in your whole life

take a hit of the purple snake

by muldge mullenger November 26, 2010

purple-eagle

1. (noun, verb) A rare solo sexual position where a man bends his torso forward and inadvertedly inserts his genitalia into his own ass. This is usually done while wearing a flamboyant purple shirt.

2. (figurative verb) Fucking yourself over at a very inopportune time

Rich really purple-eagled himself when he attempted to talk to that hot girl.

He shouldn't have even studied for that exam because he purple-eagled the hell out of it.

by monopolywithkara March 9, 2009