logical bullshit

When someone says bullshit with some reason that is actually kind of reasonable.
Most times, you can`t find anything wrong at their reason so you either laugh or tell them to shut up.
Politicians use this to think they`re doing something GOOD. The truth is, they`re throwing away your money at some crappy shit.
When you say some of this to a teacher while you are in trouble, she/he will punish you more.
Student: You shouldn`t tell my mom that I fought with Joe today.
Teacher: And why is that?
Student: If you tell her, she`ll feel bad, and you shouldn`t make someone feel bad.
Teacher: LOGICAL BULLSHIT!

Guy1: I know everything!
Guy2: Bullshit.
Guy1: If you don`t know something, you can`t explain it.

If there is something I can`t explain, I can explain it by saying "I can`t explain it", and that leads to a

contradiction.

So there is nothing I can`t explain, and there is nothing I don`t know.
Guy2: That is some serious logical bullshit.
by Jekr June 12, 2019
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Bullshit

bullshit In Boston, people who are bullshit are very angry.
If the Red Sox lose the World Series, their fans will be bullshit.
by Omar967 October 24, 2018
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everything is bullshit

"Hey the sky is blue!"

"Yes, that is an 'everything is bullshit'"
by moment bruh big May 20, 2021
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bullshit

(philosophical definition) -

A statement made that is unconcerned with the truth or falsity of a situation.
"This is the best car you'll get ever! "
"That's bullshit."
by jovyne October 2, 2018
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Bullshit Fallacy

When someone calls just calls arguments fallacies when the reasoning is actually sound.
When you called my argument a fallacy, you were actually committing the Bullshit Fallacy. Please,either make an argument or shut the fuck up.
by Mr. Walters January 23, 2025
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Bullshit Artistry

The practice of falsehoods or lies to gain notoriety or claim expertise on a subject matter
The news anchor on CBS is practicing bullshit artistry because the president cannot do that without the support of congress.
by jondich January 8, 2021
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