Nerd Jersey

A Short Sleeve Button Up Shirt which looks good when covered by a jacket but prevents you from getting laid from all of the pretty ladies while they flock to the Guido with his hideously safety orange spray tan and their uber cool t shirt with a pop culture reference.

I was getting somewhere with Sarah until I made the deadly mistake of taking off my blazer and revealing the woman-repelling nerd jersey that lurked underneath. She then flocked to the douche bag repeating old quotes from "Anchorman" while yelling "VERY NICE!!!" in a voice that vaguely resembles a drunk Borat.

by RCorcio91 May 18, 2008

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nerd accent

noun. a term describing speech patterns of individuals who frequently pronounce words incorrectly due to the fact that they read more often than they speak.

"This girl says ans-wer instead of an-ser. She totally has a nerd accent.

by vomitacious March 23, 2011

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Nerd Girdle

An outfit that makes one look like a nerd. Typically worn by an unusual or awkward female. One might wear this thinking they look good, when in reality, they in fact make themselves seem more nerd-like.

Did you see that nerd girdle Tina was wearing??

by JimboSillyPants July 20, 2010

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Early Nerd

That one annoying guest who always arrives early to events/parties.

Normally because they have nothing better to do with their time.

Host1: "Stephen, you're 3 hours early for the party!"

Guest: "That's okay, I'll just help with handing out party pies"

Host2: Quietly to host1 "....mmm....great... an early nerd"

by Coco987654321 August 24, 2010

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