Critical Need-to-Know Information

Something Burt Gummer is always denied

Burt Gummer: I feel I was denied critical need-to-know information.

by PrinceDeven78 February 21, 2023

I Need You To Proces The Art Of Giving Gifts And Immortality FOr My genitals On A Spartan Helmet That Was Editied On Adobe Photoshop

I Need You To Proces The Art Of Giving Gifts And Immortality FOr My genitals On A Spartan Helmet That Was Editied On Adobe Photoshop

I Need You To Proces The Art Of Giving Gifts And Immortality FOr My genitals On A Spartan Helmet That Was Editied On Adobe Photoshop

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

You need a Kerry

A Kerry is a guy best friend who you can do cute couple stuff with and have no feelings. Literally the sweetest guy who will make your heart happy but doesn't want a relationship. Never is there a thought of sexual actions or intent. Just a guy who you can tell anything and will actually listen. Kerry is someone who you will never forget and never leave. He's extremely loyal and is always happy for your accomplishments. Every girl needs a Kerry. 💗

Girl 1) I need a guy best friend who will do couple stuff with me.

Girl 2) Girl you need a Kerry!

Girl 1) omg yes!

by Fickle-Pickle March 18, 2024

lskdjfOKNHSDF NEED HELP SEND HELP NOW

An emergency distress signal generated in the chaotic depths of internet slang. Originating from the keyboard smash tradition, "lskdjf" is a primal expression of frustration or panic, while "OKNHSDF" stands for "Oh Knock-kneed Nifflers Halt Snacking, Dumbledore's Flamingo!" - a whimsical plea for magical intervention. When desperation peaks, "NEED HELP SEND HELP NOW" is the ultimate cry for assistance, conveying a sense of urgency that transcends language barriers. Often used humorously, this acronym symbolizes the digital SOS of the internet age, where memes and mayhem collide.

"Accidentally deleted my term paper, and now it's just a document full of 'lskdjfOKNHSDF NEED HELP SEND HELP NOW.' Hoping some tech-savvy wizard can rescue my GPA before it vanishes into the abyss of academic oblivion."

by IHateBims1237 November 23, 2023

I need that

This means when you want to fight someone, or beat someone up.

I need that exp 2:

"Don't play. I need that!"

I need that exp:

"Come here, I need that"

by SlangDefinitioner July 9, 2025

All Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Needs Is For Salma Hayek's Booty Cheeks To Jiggle Properly

All Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Needs Is For Salma Hayek's Booty Cheeks To Jiggle Properly

All Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Needs Is For Salma Hayek's Booty Cheeks To Jiggle Properly

by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025

You need your shit milked.

You need a sort of stress reliever. In this case, a handjob 'offer'.

provocateur: You're having a bad time with work. You need your shit milked.

Recipient: Eeeaaaah! He's touching me!

by anonymous April 8, 2023