my ex

a mother fucking shitty ass selfish, arrogant, self-centered, life ruining, musty, crusty, rusty, and dusty bitch as whore
Friend: isnt that your ex, matthew
Me: shut the fuck up never say my ex's name again i hate him with a living passion
by yourr_done November 12, 2021
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my ex

someone who used to be your partner but became the biggest asshole around
my ex is a little shit who thinks shes ubove everyone and lies about everything
by i hate my ex September 08, 2023
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My Jordan

A word who replaces the nword, if you use this, u’re automatically racist.
by Onikaqueenofrap April 03, 2021
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My Vagina

Something worn-out "edgy" female comedians use as their punchline.
Amy Schumer: "My vagina"
Netflix: "Here's $500,000 for another special"
by Ninaleven June 29, 2023
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MY DAD

The bitch who was addicted to herion for the first 10 years of my life
"oh no my dad is in jail"
by YOIFUCKEDYOURBITCHANDSHELIKEDI November 19, 2018
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my dad

he left to go get the FUCKING MILK
by toxfn November 16, 2020
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My Dad

Went to get gas
15 years ago
by BigBruh1424 May 13, 2019
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