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floating mushrooms

Italian guy: look there, there are some floating mushrooms!
American girl: that’s just a jellyfish.
by Fep October 14, 2023
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mushroom monkeys

A term used to define someone who likes getting high all the time and pisses off everyone around them by acting as though it is cool.
Jenny: you hang out with Harrison this weekend?
Bob: nah he was getting high off his face.
Jenny: eh he is such a mushroom monkeys.
by sehunsimmons September 20, 2016
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Mushroom Burn

When one drunk dude passes out at high noon with his cock on a girls cheek in the middle of the afternoon allowing for the sun to burn them. Once sobering up, the woman realizes that she has a mushroom burn on her cheek when looking at a reflection in a mirror.
Tom: Bro, did aunt Sally have a mushroom burn at the family gathering this evening??
Bill: She definitely did, but so did her daughter...

Tom: They got a new pool cleaner, didn't they?
Bill: Yes, yes they did.
by DirtyDan89 October 9, 2018
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mushroom menace

A complete beaut wagon with a huge cock who has sex with a lot of hot babes.
by dglen September 1, 2013
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Mushroom Man

a fat stinky pro!!!!1!!1111
Person 1: Mushroom man is such a pro
Person 2: Yes i agree
by The Mushroom Man July 2, 2023
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MUSHROOM HAT TRICK

When you match with a dude on 3 or more dating services.
"I matched with Phil on Tinder, Bumble, AND Hinge, Judy! A Mushroom Hat Trick!!!"
by angryrancor September 9, 2021
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mushroom beyblade

To do a nasty sexual act to someone over the internet
Guy1: did she ever message you back?
Guy2: ya she asked me to mushroom Beyblade her
Guy1: fuck what a freak. did you do it?
Guy2: hell ya look how dirty my face is.
by person2020 December 25, 2020
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