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Mother's Cunt

I love to lick your mother's hairy smelly cunt

She had a face like your mother's cunt
by Matthew Carter April 18, 2005
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Mother Of All Bitch Slaps

With your fingers open as wide as you can and the first knuckle of your fingers and thumb slightly bent so as to expose your fine ass bitch nail did, raise your arm straight up over your head and then dramtically bend your elbow so that your hand drops below your head while simultaneously throwing the opposite hip out as far as you can. When you feel that your waist is about to implode jerk your head forward with a buck toothed spasm in your mouth and allow your elbow to come forward followed by your hand. As the palm of your hand strikes the face in a downward motion, be sure to rake the findernails across the eyes, nose and mouth of the intended target.
Low-Qwee-Shawn-Tay got to steppin' up on that skank ass ho who was ribbin' it out front of Booba Stank's Grill on Fifth and Howard, you know, the one with the plastic weave and the six toes? Well anyways Big Boi's babies momma commenced to hit that rib slurpin' bitch with the mother of all bitch slaps. When she was done it looked like somebody had added ketchup to that bitch's Barbeque Sauce!
by I Seen It Live... February 20, 2007
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Mother

A mother is someone who will do the work of twenty for free.
Mother, thank you for doing everything for me.
by SianPastelUniCats May 16, 2018
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Fuck a mother

Fucking a mother is different than being a mother fucker. To fuck someones mother (milf) is actually pretty cool. To fuck a mother is to stud fuck, therefore to fuck a mother is to stud fuck. When you fuck a mother you are a stud.
Jessy: Damn Tanner did you just fuck a mother?
Tanner: Fuck yeah i did
Jessy: damn you fucking stud
by Austin Buckley July 12, 2010
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Indicates a person that completely and totally screws everything up all the time.
You dropped the brewskies on the way in to the partay? the best part of you dribbled down the crack of your mother's ass.
by no can clammupah April 30, 2006
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Mother

1)...enlengthened form of Mom.
2)A woman who constantly bitches at you for random shit you probably didn't do, to achieve her miserble self-fufillment.
1) Kid: "HEY MOM!!"
Mother: "Speak properly, junior. Use 'Mother' instead of 'Mom,' so I can brag to my friends like a cunt what a sophisticated and trained little boy I have.

2)My mother!
by Leiko October 2, 2004
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mother

a person who gives birth to you then leaves you with your pops cause she hates you and your father so much. A person whos not really a mother and hates her kid.
my mother thought i was an ugly worthless piece of shit so she abandoned me and left me hating myself and women for life.
by Sonny Vitalis February 29, 2008
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