A Mouse Merchant is a person who gains all of their victories through pure luck and fraudulent circumstances, therefore making all of their wins “Mickey Mouse” Wins.
Jonas just won another game by camping at max height and avoiding confrontation all game, he’s a real Mouse Merchant!
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She’s a bit of a spunk merchant, she can’t get enough of the white stuff, shes constantly got a cock in her gob.
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2. A term for when the desired result cannot be achieved without such excessive funds or rare/expensive objects that it seems impossible.
2. A term for when the desired result cannot be achieved without such excessive funds or rare/expensive objects that it seems impossible.
1. "The dwarf lives until we find a cock merchant."
2. "Oh well, I guess we better go find a cock merchant, then."
2. "Oh well, I guess we better go find a cock merchant, then."
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Friend: yeah I’ll be on at 8pm
*now 10pm and still no sign of them*
Me: You’re an absolute cap merchant!
Friend: yeah I’ll be on at 8pm
*now 10pm and still no sign of them*
Me: You’re an absolute cap merchant!
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Most Twitch streamers are PCI merchants.
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