March 12, 2020

This will go down as one of the strangest days in history, with the coronavirus inevitably “shutting down” the world

“Hey man, remember how weird March 12, 2020 was?”

“Yeah, it was wild! All the major sports shut down and we got out of school early!”

by kuntloondi March 13, 2020

March 21st

March 21st is BIG DICK NIGGA DAY, and only negros with huge shlongs are born that day.

"You're born on March 21st? OMG can I suck your HUGE DARK ELEPHANT SHLONG"

by Abdi 424 October 27, 2019

mercy fuck

The recipient of sex given to him/her by someone who would normally consider that person beneath him/her, or otherwise sexually undesirable.

In Woody Allen's movie CELEBRITY, the Kenneth Branagh character gets tossed a mercy fuck by the starlet played by Melanie Griffith; they both knew there would be no second act, that it was a unique occurrence.

If someone hot wanted to go to bed with you, and you thought they were just doing it as a mercy fuck, would you go ahead and enjoy it, or would pride get in the way?

There is very little difference between a mercy fuck and a pity fuck, but they are not the same as a sympathy fuck, which has more to do with make-up sex. Mercy fuck is more like winning the sex lottery.

by al-in-chgo February 18, 2010

March 7th

Kiss the boy you like☺️

Kiss the boy you like on march 7th.

by ddonlan8 October 13, 2019

March 11

March 11 is when the dumbest but also prettiest Pisces was born

why am I so dumb?
-when is your birthday?
March 11
-well there u go😂

by Hahahasasha November 1, 2019

March 29th

Today a real holiday it’s a bad bitches birthday today Periodt Pooh go offfff sis ahhhhhh it’s your day bitchhhhhh

“Oh it’s March 29th it’s a baddies birthday today Ayeeeee let’s go turn up Periodt Pooh”

by elixnaaaa October 15, 2019

March 27

National Appreciation Day for the Gay Babies of your friend group.

Smother and spoil your small gay friends on this day and shower them with your own gay love.

Or just say no homo or no hetero, either way, pop off sis-

Omg!!! It's March 27th!! Time to smother my gay little FuCkIn sHiTs- 💞💞💞

by The Smol Gay October 29, 2019