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matterhorn

The act of sitting between the legs of someone behind you. As if on the Disneyland ride of the same name.
The group of baseball players needed to matterhorn to fit everyone on the broken bench.
by Cory Madsen June 22, 2008
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matter

matter means any "adult" or "XXX" materials
Uma did u bring the matter that u downloaded yesterday from santosh pc?
by anuragisspeltanurag September 6, 2007
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Marco Materazzi

See: immature, fag, sore loser, Italian girls.

Some fucking nobody that would have remained unknown to the rest of the world for his entire life had he not provoked Zinedine Zidane into headbutting him.

Previously in the FIFA World Cup 2006, he got a red card during Italy's match with Australia and was suspended during Italy-Ukraine.

Then during the 2006 World Cup Final (France-Italy), Materazzi for no other reason than being a complete dickhead and with no provocation whatsoever, called Zidane's sister/mother a whore and possibly said things to him of a racist nature.

Zidane put him down like the little, Italian faggot he is, and then watched him cry his eyes out on the pitch while Zidane got a red card for doing what any upstanding, proud and heroic football player would have done.

Unfortunately all the media bullshit and public scandal surrounding the event forced one of the greats of the sport into a somewhat early retirement, however after the full story came out a lot of people became more sympathetic to Zidane's side and forgave him.

Especially after discovering that's it always been Italian tradition in football to fix matches, pay off referees, fake injury and rig games to their liking.
Marco Materazzi had his 15 minutes of fame. Now he can go back to being a hopeless defender for shitty teams in serie A, while Zidane will always remain a hero to many people across the world and go down as one of the greatest players of all time.
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maternal death

The act or fact of a woman dying in childbirth, especially by pregnancy-related complications
Sierra Leone has the highest rate of maternal death, which is 1,800 maternal deaths for every 100,000 live births. Afghanistan has the second highest rate of maternal death, which is 1,700 maternal deaths for every 100,000 live births. The United States has a rate of 12 maternal deaths for every 100,000 live births.
by Braska Spira September 23, 2003
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all countries matter

A prank created by pretty much every country other than America to prank them on the Fourth of July by making #allcountriesmatter trending on twitter.
Chad from America: Happy Fourth of July bro!
Steve from Canada: Hey, all countries matter!
by thatscrazydawg July 4, 2020
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mather

a whore gets screwed when she pregnant and it lines up perfectly!... the resulting child in a child is a mather
by friskyaxe September 21, 2005
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kim mathers

Eminems.ex.wife.
mother.and.aunt.to.three.little.girls.
coke.head.
bisexual.slut.
dirty.white.trailer.trash.

Motto: "Rehab is for quitters"
by L January 3, 2005
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