matt jones

Matt Jones is a former University of Arkansas Quarterback who is now a wide reciver for the Jacksonville Jaguars. He was aquired as the 28th pick of the 2005 NFL draft. He was the most atheletic player in the 2005 draft and will be a superstar in the NFL.

me: dude, did u see Matt Jones run all over them fuckers from texas and auburn and Ole Miss and Mississippi State and Florida and everybody else.
friend: fuck u.. Eli is better

Me: u see matt jones 1 handed catch against the falcons in the preseason? what about his first touchdown against pittsburgh
friend: fuck u i like micheal vick

by MattJonesFan July 13, 2006

matt

the cute guy with the hazel eyes that never end and who is the sweetest ever.

Matt took me out to go and watch the stars on a clear nite.

by hidden beauty December 14, 2008

She's fucking Matt Damon

A situation where one partner in a couple has ended the relationship by dating, and having immediate intimate relations with a new person of perceived higher social status.

See trading up

Frank: Are Sandra and Kasey still together?

Jim: No, I hear she's dating some 25 year old brain surgeon. He's loaded plus he looks like a male model. Word on the street is he took her to Mexico for the weekend.

Frank: Wow. Well, she's fucking Matt Damon.

by Knowmadd April 11, 2008

Matt

A really awesome guy!!! He's so hot you could bake cookies on him! He is a really funny guy. He always has a great smile and personality!!

Hey here comes Matt, OH SWEET, he is sssoooo cool

by pepsi+J&G=:) July 6, 2011

Matt-Lynch

someone who is extremely intellectual and manly beyond belief commanding the respect of many individuals

guy 1 - dude he's so Matt-Lynch
guy 2 - lets back up a little

by klangrob August 16, 2011

martyrs chicks

Gay girls who stuff everyday and try to be cool.they watch t.v all day and dont go out.they sit in everyday or in their backyard.they have no life

martyrs chicks dont go out and prankcall all day.

by Alex and Jon December 20, 2008

mattan

Anything or anyone that is cool to an extreme extent; or anybody with a sexy or buff body is considered 'mattan'

"woooa, that car is so mattan!" or "omg! that guys bod is so tight! he must be mattan!"

by Johny Goldasich February 23, 2008