Martina Navratilova

A lesbian czech american tennis player. She has won 18 gram slams. According to Wikipedia she made her debut in Communist Czechoslovakia at the the age of 15 in 1972. She defected to the United States in 1975 after participating in the US open. Shortly thereafter she came out publicly, an extraordinary act for the time period. She did so a week before she became a US citizen but given that she was a defector from a communist country she faced no "delays" in her acquiring of citizenship that one would expect from immigration officials at the time. She came out at the height of her career. She was clearly going through a remarkable change at this time. She was like, to hell with the communist AND the homophobic jerks. She treated both communism and homophobia with exactly the same level disdain. What made her impressive was the impossibility of criticizing her sexuality, communism AND homophobia be damned, she was not, as a gay communist dissident, going to hear BS about her sexual orientation.

Question posed by male Sportswriter: "Are your still lesbian?"

Martina Navratilova: "Are you still the alternative?"

by AAAA1 October 13, 2013

Martin's delight

Asking to use somebody's bathroom after shitting yourself then smearing your own scat generously over the walls before casually walking away, leaving your shitty, soiled underwear on the floor. Good currys from Asia can enhance this experience

I thought that he just wanted to take a piss but he left a full on Martin's delight in there, get the gloves!...
Ah fuck, Rob, it's got into the taste buds!

by Profiley mcprofileface July 23, 2019

Martin

The obese pig in the world who has a Fettish of fartIng

Girl1:OMG it smells horrible right here what is up with the smell!
Girl2:OMG it’s Martin the fartin RUN!

by Digga ligga September 11, 2020

Martin Christopher Wichita from Nebraska

Most definitely has super sexy abs. He also gets mad hoes unlike Robbie Brennan

I wish I was as sexy as Martin Christopher Wichita from Nebraska

by Martin’s Discord Kitten November 17, 2021

Facial Martini

also known as a money shot.
Can be either frozen or on the rocks, depending on the velocity.

After a long night of drinking, I took Debby home for a facial martini... shaken not stirred.

by VooDooPlanksta December 21, 2006

kenneth martin

Someone who will always come second in halo, named after the infamous Irish male player who's statistical rank in halo3 puts him at the only person on halo to get 2000 second place achievements in a row.

"Pulling a kenneth martin"

by James0 January 19, 2008

Milwaukee martini

A glass of beer (usually a light variety) with two green olives.

Milwaukee martini me!

Let's grab a couple Milwaukee martinis after work!

by Carpet Bat April 3, 2011