sex machine

To be very sexy.

"Hey Sex Machine" (There is an implied lust involved)

by Katie Loveland a.k.a The Joy of Making Love April 17, 2003

reverse atm machine

gas pump; concept of money being sucked up as quickly as it can be dispensed. -some have suggested putting more atms in gas stations, right at the pump!!

my fucking chariot is HUNGRY AGAIN!!. i just LEFT the reverse atm machine!!

i'm going to have to ditch this land yacht, i'm doing too much camping at the reverse atm machine!!

by michael foolsley March 30, 2011

slurpy machine

It's a tool of the devil.

I pissed in the slurpy machine.

by me September 27, 2003

machine

toronto's WORD FOR A BURNER or GUN

machine in the area don't worry bout nothing

by killer keels April 25, 2005

kkkkksshhsshhsh machine

A container, or 'hopper' that is attached to an air compressor to add texture to ceilings and/or walls. It is heavy and should be used by a strong man.

Chick: Will you bring the kkkkksshhsshhsh machine tonight? I need to borrow it.
Dude: Yeah, but it's really heavy. You're gonna need a big strong man to do it for you.

by ameco9 September 10, 2009

Machine

A butt hurt, fat, stoner who posts in a subforum of a subforum of a message board for his favorite NFL football team. Low aptitude puts his glass ceiling at forklift driver.

I'm a fat stoner who drives a forklift for a living, I'm a Machine.

by probablement February 20, 2012

mystery machine

Name of the vehicle from the TV show and Movie "Scooby Doo" that was once thought to be the housing for an evil kiddy drug dealing scheme is now thought to have been used for loli child rape by Scooby and their sinister gang. This is reported to have involved dog beastiality as well as using soft sqeeky sex toys and other rubber play things. Kids are most often lured with cookies.

Rumors also speculate about a possible connection between this and Pedobear says 4chan and it's loyal members.

"Come on tommy! They have free cookies in the Mystery Machine!"

by SharpShark28 June 23, 2007