molestache

When a person, more humorous when they happen to be female, has a mole above her upper lip area, supplemented with a mousatche, varying in thickness.

Dude, look at that chick's molestache.

by Nick (2) Chris Sean etc etc March 20, 2004

Mokes

This means that something is fine by you if someone asks you to do something for you or you are doing them a favour.

"Can you pass the remote?"
"Mokes."
*passes remote control*

by CHARcoal September 4, 2006

lester the molester cockerstuf

A urban dictionary bitch who in real life would never say that too said person face but instead post it on here.

Yeah I was on Facebook and someone had a fake account and talked shit about me he would never say it too my face yeah he's such a lester the molester cockerstuf.

by You're better September 29, 2017

Moleschievious

Used to describe someone who gives off the impression that they are a pedophile, or has some other equally deviant sexual desire to molest something or someone.

Check out that guy over there hanging out in the childrens' underwear section. He's totally moleschievious.

by Brendan January 2, 2004

Molesinator

Acool person who plays football and is king of all robots

MOLESINATOR: Come here robocop and destroy hugh marshall

by Cliff February 3, 2004

molestache

A cheesy mustache that gives the wearer the appearance of a stereotypical 1970s child molester.

John's new molestache makes me want to hide my kid whenever I see him

by delapine April 30, 2010

Modesto

Body like Adonis, strikingly handsome, captivating smile, natural muscle build, skin as smooth as silk yet he's rough rugged and raw. The life of the party, quick witted, articulate and charming; this man will have you out of your pants in no time. All the LOVER you'll ever need. Everyone loves Moe, until you're his: selfish, mean, fat head liar, his motto,"eating ain't cheating", Ho's flock from all over because of muscles and tattoos, shallow ass bitches can have him. He sucks you into his world of manipulation, and fantasy. Make you think it was your idea to have a threesome. Yells about what a great sex life he has with his girl so other bitches want a taste. Unless you have knowledge of quantum physics, your life will go into a downward spiral of hell dating this man. Only good for a fuck! Stay away

Modesto: I love my girlfriend, she's a tiger in the sack, man she gives the best blow jobs.
Ho: I bet I can do better
Moe: Go ahead give it a try
Girlfriend: you're such a douchebag

by x10tigerlilly October 9, 2016