missisipi mudpie

When a man shits inside a womans mouth and then receives oral sex

Oh wow,jenny gave me a great missisipi mudpie yesterday!

by Cuntbag29 March 4, 2017

mississippy

The worst misspell of mississippi anyone could ever do.

Friend: I WENT TO MISSISSIPPY TODAY!
Me: Mississippi.
Friend: NO IT ISN'T!!!

by Slaya-Survivor January 6, 2005

mississishitty

The worst state in almost everything

Person: I'm tired of living in Mississishitty

by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse December 16, 2021

mississippied

The accidental doubling of three consecutive consonants with vowels between each set.

Dude: That was just unneccessary...
Dudette: You totally mississippied that word!

by mmgeo March 14, 2010

Mississipi

who cares? ..................................................................

person 1> where do you wanna go today?
person 2> i dunno, stupid mississipi?

by BOFH and Tazz July 8, 2004

Mississippilessly

A Methode of counting wich one uses the place-holder "Mississippi" to measure seconds at tanning salon.

Am I suppose to count Mississippilessly.

by Lilliiiii February 10, 2019

Mississipi Moonsnooze

Is when an astronaut first takes his sperm into his mouth during sex and then sneezes into his partner's vagina with the intention of impregnating her despite the weightlessness of purer space and the slow speed of ejaculation.

"Oh boy, Igor sure moonsnozed me good last Night"

"Captain I am off my birthcontrol. Let's try a Mississipi Moonsnooze!"

by RaggaTheMuffin November 27, 2022