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Fifteen Miles of Bad Road

When someone, as they age, goes from looking hot to looking like fifteen miles of bad road
Have you seen Lia? She was hot in high school! She looks like fifteen miles of bad road now.
by Siouxsie Supertramp April 27, 2023
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Miles

This guy sucks ass. He's mean, stubborn, loves Valorant and grinds on that shit everyday until hes broke, Even playing it on the fucking toilet. He's badass as hell and he pulls at least 0.76 women at least once a full moon. He's short as fuck and he has to jump to reach the doorknob. He's indeed very gay. W
"Whos miles?"

Miles: "Me, you dumbass."

"Damn. You short man."

Miles: "I know."
by FoolishWren May 5, 2023
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Miles Cumborne

Miles Cumborne is a famous actor
by james nobsom May 10, 2023
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miles

he was the best boyfriend and always will be he is everything to his friends he helped me and my friends out and one day i will marry him he is so great to be marred one day he will be mine and nobody else i love him so much and even tho he flirts with other girls im fine with that
miles is the sweet kind caring and loving guy anyone willl ever met
by mikelmrm May 12, 2023
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Mile-high blumpkin

The act of receiving a satisfying blumpkin during flight in an airplane bathroom.
On my way to a my frat brother’s bachelor party in Vegas I received a ball draining Mile-high blumpkin from the flight attendant.
by Mile-height pilot December 11, 2022
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nine mile Kyle

A whiteboy who is in tune with Detroit street or music culture. Street names are used interchangeably (12 mile, 8 mile, 6 mile, etc...) but "Kyle" is immutable.
Kwan: Wow who is that handsome young man filming a music video for his hit single, King of Farmington?

TJ: That is Clooner. He is the King of Farmington. He is certified nine mile Kyle. Respect him.

Kwan: Oh, wow. He IS the King of Farmington. I will respect him.
by YoloKushMcBlade December 19, 2022
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Nine Mile Station

Cheesy, Dorky or Creepy. Often used to explain men over 50 being creepy.
Lets steer clear of that place, I hear they're very Nine Mile Station
by myoduesp esp January 6, 2023
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