masturbation

If you don't know what is it, then you should try it!

Guy 1: Masturbation is the best thing!
Guy 2: Nope! Sex is better. Maybe you should try it!

by belgyilkos January 11, 2008

Masturbation

The act of one touching their body.
To do with pumping your weiner, or
using to fingers to circulate the
clitoritis.

I'm so stressed out I've been working all day, my boyfriend/girlfriend doesn't want sex. He told me I should try doing some
masturbation. It was enough pleasure to pass as sex.

by JelloBello March 30, 2009

Masturbathe

To pleasure oneself sexually whilst washing or immersing one's body in water.

Friend 1: Andi hasn't left her room in days.
Friend 2: Yeah she's been really upset since she and Rodney broke up.
Friend 1: What she needs is to brew some herbal tea, run a warm bath, and masturbathe in it.
Friend 2: True. It'll improve her miserable mood as well as her poor hygiene.

by Diggles July 30, 2013

spontaneous masturbation

Jacking off at random times in random places. If someone is a spontaneous masturbater, you never know when they will just whip their dick out and start beating it.

Zach pulled his dick out in the middle of the cafeteria and started pumping it. This is an example of spontaneous masturbation.

by Vengefulsorrow December 28, 2008

violent masturbation

High speed jerking or pounding items into vagina as hard as you can without being able to control or stop. Usually continues until eruption of bodily fluids and ends with swelling and delicate skin tearing of the genitals and/or surrounding areas. Known as the best kind of masturbation/solo sex. Can also include anal self-penetration.

violent masturbation
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High speed jerking or pounding items into vagina as hard as you can without being able to control or stop. Usually continues until eruption of bodily fluids squirting and ends with swelling and delicate skin tearing of the genitals and/or surrounding areas. Known as the best kind of masturbation/solo sex. Can also include anal self-penetration. Well known squirters/violent masturbators pornstars include jada fire, cithera, annie cruz, amile waters, etc.

by 2Dubb, GPhD. November 21, 2013

masturbation pay

Unemployment insurance.

"Well, my masturbation pay came in, so yeah, we can go get some fries."

by smendler April 21, 2010

Gamer masterbater

This one is especially for gaymers, it is when you stick your controller up your ass and then you turn on vibrate

Danny: I definately a gamer masterbater
Steve: Yeah me too

by genghis September 13, 2016