The male version of a whale tail. When a man's thong underware is hiked up so high, his pants are so low, or a combination of both, that you can see what resembles the sea creature's tail.
Dorothy: What is THAT!?!?
Joe: Ah, yeah that's just a male tail. They're all over the place here.
Dorothy: Oh, how fun. Look! That one is neon green!
Joe: Ah, yeah that's just a male tail. They're all over the place here.
Dorothy: Oh, how fun. Look! That one is neon green!
by Dorth Vadar January 12, 2009
Get the male tailmug. A situation which so any males experience. It's where there seem to be so many single ladies interested in you while you have a girlfriend, then, once you're single, they all suddenly disappear. Some men consider this to be due to the confidence which taken men have, whereby they find it so much easier to talk to attractive women. On the other hand, some single men lose their confidence because they view all women as targets and suddenly find it so difficult to strike a conversation. The key here for single guys is to gain the confidence we all have when we have a girlfriend, and go for it!
Little Johnny: Dude, I have the male curse. As soon as Jane and I break up, all the chicks disappear.
Big Eric: I know mate, it sucks.
Little Johnny: Tell me about it.
Big Eric: I know mate, it sucks.
Little Johnny: Tell me about it.
by CK10 March 16, 2009
Get the male cursemug. by Dwayne the Rock (Johnson June 27, 2021
Get the sigma malemug. by Kevin Metal August 6, 2008
Get the Male Nipplemug. "i hate this guys music oh my god. anyways just studied this new fungus i found. yea, im kind of a shrigma male myself.
by EggrollWithAShooter July 3, 2021
Get the Shrigma Malemug. Some guy who thinks that being turned on by women kissing and grossed out by penises makes him a lesbian, apparently missing the fact that he's male. Male lesbians usually talk about how they're male lesbians all the time and expect actual lesbian/bi women to think this is awesome.
Guy: I'm a male lesbian!
Lesbian: What?
Guy: Because I'm attracted to women, so I'd be a lesbian if I weren't a dude!
Lesbian: ...again, what?
Guy: Don't you think it's cool that I admire lesbians so much?
Lesbian: No. Go away.
Lesbian: What?
Guy: Because I'm attracted to women, so I'd be a lesbian if I weren't a dude!
Lesbian: ...again, what?
Guy: Don't you think it's cool that I admire lesbians so much?
Lesbian: No. Go away.
by Aster M. September 22, 2005
Get the male lesbianmug. In the immortal words of Adam Savage:
“I reject your reality and substitute my own.”
They exist to subvert social norms often exhibiting strange or demeaning behavior in the eyes of society, but in their own minds the actions exist as a means to an end. They do not care about social ostracism and frequently are alone, don’t engage with relationships and prefer it to stay that way. They are surrounded by an air of superiority and tend to be the top dog in their own world, but in the eyes of others they are loud, inconsiderate, secluded and awkward. And that’s okay in their mind. As long as they believe they are on top, the methodology does not matter.
“I reject your reality and substitute my own.”
They exist to subvert social norms often exhibiting strange or demeaning behavior in the eyes of society, but in their own minds the actions exist as a means to an end. They do not care about social ostracism and frequently are alone, don’t engage with relationships and prefer it to stay that way. They are surrounded by an air of superiority and tend to be the top dog in their own world, but in the eyes of others they are loud, inconsiderate, secluded and awkward. And that’s okay in their mind. As long as they believe they are on top, the methodology does not matter.
Girl :”UGH! He smells like shit!. He must be a sigma male.”
Girl 2: “He leaked confidence out of every pore! Look at his swagger, his style-“
Girl 1: “AND THE LARGE ODOR CLOUD OF SHIT!”
Girl 2:” He looks wealthy. I want to ask him out!”
Girl 2 goes to the guy.
Gurl2: “want to go to the park one day?”
Sigma male: “I do not want a girlfriend. All it will do is distract me from my ultimate plan…*monologues for five minutes straight*
…and sell off all my cum socks to the black marker.”
Girl 2: *walks away absolutely appalled.*
Girl 2: “He leaked confidence out of every pore! Look at his swagger, his style-“
Girl 1: “AND THE LARGE ODOR CLOUD OF SHIT!”
Girl 2:” He looks wealthy. I want to ask him out!”
Girl 2 goes to the guy.
Gurl2: “want to go to the park one day?”
Sigma male: “I do not want a girlfriend. All it will do is distract me from my ultimate plan…*monologues for five minutes straight*
…and sell off all my cum socks to the black marker.”
Girl 2: *walks away absolutely appalled.*
by crazyastrogirl December 25, 2021
Get the Sigma malemug.