downtown lunch buddy

a colloquial phrase used within certain circles of the bar/nightclub/hospitality industry in San Diego, California which refers to pleasuring oneself, usually in the afternoon hours.
Jim was gonna go for a run, but instead met up with a downtown lunch buddy.
by gabefish27 September 22, 2011
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shitty lunch hands

when someone just ate their nasty/greasy/smelly/messy lunch and then proceeds to touch your hair, shake your hand or touch you in another way so as to wipe all the nasty crap they have on their hands on you. sometimes people do this by accident, but most likely not.
shana comes and starts touching diana's hair.

diana: hey wtf?

shana: what?

diana: your shitty lunch hands are touching my hair.

shana: oh sorry. fml.
by artemiseyude June 05, 2010
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denver lunch break

Stopping at home to smoke in the middle of the day and then returning to work, errands, plans, etc.
Pat had an hour off so he took a Denver Lunch Break and he was pretty useless when he came back.
by nowordsallplay January 28, 2014
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lunch shift material

when you get promoted from breakfast shift to the lunch shift, that’s how you know you made it
*girl whipping out them hashbrowns and coffees like no other at McDonalds*
“damn, that girl is lunch shift material!”
by itsjustmeg April 02, 2019
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Eat Your Lunch

In business, when a competitor is interested in your product and service, but goes to another company, they are "eating your lunch." This happens often when a company strategy or branding is weak — the prospect is interested in what you sell, perhaps because of your marketing...hits your website... but they are not engaged. Their reaction is lukewarm, or "I don't get it." They don't know why they should pursue their interest in your product or service. So they go elsewhere. And your competition eats your lunch. (What's for dinner?!)
If you don't engage your prospects and prospects on your website, your competitors will eat your lunch.
by MarketPower Joel May 02, 2022
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Lunch meat toupee

When a man puts his head between a woman's legs, but doesn't perform cunnilingus.
"I was so drunk last night, I tripped and fell head first into some chick's crotch. She totally gave me a lunch meat toupee!"
by FERNtastic November 03, 2014
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Lunch Money List

Lunch money list- "defined as; (at any given time)- an individual felt like taking the monetary value one possesses for payment of lunch/dinner items, he/she will do so in a swift and abrupt use of violent or intimidating force"
Wow, Pete just deadlifted 500lbs. It doesn't matter though bro, that short chode is still on the lunch money list.
by EUCBOYZ December 27, 2016
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