Lunch Line Friend

A person who’s “friends” talk to them if they want to skip the lunch line (or when they otherwise need something) but is ignored otherwise

"I feel like I'm just a lunch line friend to the others."

by anonymous February 23, 2022

downtown lunch buddy

a colloquial phrase used within certain circles of the bar/nightclub/hospitality industry in San Diego, California which refers to pleasuring oneself, usually in the afternoon hours.

Jim was gonna go for a run, but instead met up with a downtown lunch buddy.

by gabefish27 September 22, 2011

Packed My Lunch

When someone gets in your business unnecessarily, and inadvertently fucks you up.

*Andre* "To Chris remember how you told me these was that one chic you wanted to smash ? Well I told her and she said you must be smoking dick."

*Chris* "Thanks man you just packed my Lunch my dude. Fucking thanks for nothing."

by professordre98 March 27, 2017

Post Lunch Depression

Where you are sad you ate what you did for lunch and know you will pay for it in the bathroom later.

Jeremy - "What's wrong Alan?"
Alan - "I'm dealing with Post Lunch Depression after the fried chicken I ate."

by I-HATE-MINE December 9, 2013

lookin like lunch

Im just gonna eat you up baby

Did you see that guy today

Yea he was lookin like lunch

by Duch_Arm333 January 16, 2018

Lunch meat toupee

When a man puts his head between a woman's legs, but doesn't perform cunnilingus.

"I was so drunk last night, I tripped and fell head first into some chick's crotch. She totally gave me a lunch meat toupee!"

by FERNtastic November 2, 2014

To Lunch that guy in the face

To slap someone in the face with a lunch tray. Typically reserved for someone who is a total douche, when a traditional punch just won't do.

I bet even Gandhi would love To Lunch that guy in the face

by RedMcSwordHands May 13, 2017