metric ass load

expresses an absured amount of an item(s)

i just bought a metric ass load of ammo for my .45 at the surplus store

by motodick986 June 14, 2009

take a load off

To calm down by means of masturbation and ejaculation in stressful situations.

Come on John, Calm yo' tits, go home and take a load off.

by FerninandJokerhouse December 29, 2020

Butt Load

the lovely phrase that means you know, a lot! Or a large amount. Also can be used to measure distance.

Why did you leave the party?
Because there was a butt load of gangs.

How far away is the party?
Ohhhh about three or four butt loads.

by Alpha Java Pi November 25, 2006

load lapper

A woman that becomes obsessed with swallowing any form of semen. Upon the sight or knoledge of semen within 5-10 meters, the " load lapper" becomes enraged with ingesting all matter in the quickest time possible.

this load lapper drained my penis of cum like a empty tube of tooth paste.

by sol harvey rosenberg July 29, 2009

s-load

a term used to exaggerate something; specifically an amount; "nice" way of saying shit load; referring to a copious amount

She has a s-load of working out to do before she will become a size 2 again!

by CRHook January 5, 2011

shot my load

To shot your load, is to cum, ejaculate, spill your seed, empty your sack.

When a male ejaculates semen.

I was watching midget porn with my wife, the midget was so hot it made me shoot my load.

I woke up this morning with what appears to be semen in my pants, I think I must have had a wet dream, yes, I shot my load whilst I was asleep.

by Rossyboi May 27, 2008

dropping loads

Used to describe a very heavy snowfall.

I heard the weather report for Sparta, WI and it's dropping loads!

by Eric Pelton February 16, 2008