metric ass load

expresses an absured amount of an item(s)

i just bought a metric ass load of ammo for my .45 at the surplus store

by motodick986 June 15, 2009

Butt Load

the lovely phrase that means you know, a lot! Or a large amount. Also can be used to measure distance.

Why did you leave the party?
Because there was a butt load of gangs.

How far away is the party?
Ohhhh about three or four butt loads.

by Alpha Java Pi November 25, 2006

take a load off

To calm down by means of masturbation and ejaculation in stressful situations.

Come on John, Calm yo' tits, go home and take a load off.

by FerninandJokerhouse December 29, 2020

s-load

a term used to exaggerate something; specifically an amount; "nice" way of saying shit load; referring to a copious amount

She has a s-load of working out to do before she will become a size 2 again!

by CRHook January 05, 2011

load lapper

A woman that becomes obsessed with swallowing any form of semen. Upon the sight or knoledge of semen within 5-10 meters, the " load lapper" becomes enraged with ingesting all matter in the quickest time possible.

this load lapper drained my penis of cum like a empty tube of tooth paste.

by sol harvey rosenberg July 30, 2009

dropping loads

Used to describe a very heavy snowfall.

I heard the weather report for Sparta, WI and it's dropping loads!

by Eric Pelton February 17, 2008

shot my load

To shot your load, is to cum, ejaculate, spill your seed, empty your sack.

When a male ejaculates semen.

I was watching midget porn with my wife, the midget was so hot it made me shoot my load.

I woke up this morning with what appears to be semen in my pants, I think I must have had a wet dream, yes, I shot my load whilst I was asleep.

by Rossyboi May 21, 2008