When a conservative married couple performs passionate oral sex for each other in between morning and evening church services, as per Southern Baptist tradition.
"The Davidson's asked us to lunch after churcn, dear, but I turned them down. Don't worry, I didn't tell them that we had a Baptist Sunday Lunch planned."
by NotYourAveragePK August 30, 2017
Get the Baptist Sunday Lunchmug. *Andre* "To Chris remember how you told me these was that one chic you wanted to smash ? Well I told her and she said you must be smoking dick."
*Chris* "Thanks man you just packed my Lunch my dude. Fucking thanks for nothing."
*Chris* "Thanks man you just packed my Lunch my dude. Fucking thanks for nothing."
by professordre98 March 27, 2017
Get the Packed My Lunchmug. An event created, to allow middle aged working men to come together for a dirty lunch break usually consisting of fast food moaning about their miserable lives and considering faking their own deaths.
99% of attendee's appreciate and respect its rules of men only, no clingers on. But there's always one who thinks every so often its a fine idea to bring his family along thus ruining the bonding experience.
99% of attendee's appreciate and respect its rules of men only, no clingers on. But there's always one who thinks every so often its a fine idea to bring his family along thus ruining the bonding experience.
Alex : " fancy a boys lunch club next week"
Andy: "yeah im in, let me block out my diary"
Simon: "yeah im in, but im bringing my kids. is that ok ?"
nobody says anything
but no simon that isnt ok, you are ruining the point of boys lunch club.
Andy: "yeah im in, let me block out my diary"
Simon: "yeah im in, but im bringing my kids. is that ok ?"
nobody says anything
but no simon that isnt ok, you are ruining the point of boys lunch club.
by AR257119 March 29, 2021
Get the boys lunch clubmug. A feel-good news story that covers a good deed but often fails to cover or ask what caused that person to said deed.
Named after the countless feel-good stories of school students raising money to pay off lunch debt that don't ask why students need to worry about being able to afford food.
Named after the countless feel-good stories of school students raising money to pay off lunch debt that don't ask why students need to worry about being able to afford food.
"Jimmy here has raised $20,000 to keep 30 live puppies from being vaporized by the Puppy-Incenerator 5000. Next up, we have yet another heart-warming lunch debt story."
by E bough February 2, 2023
Get the Lunch debt storymug. A person who’s “friends” talk to them if they want to skip the lunch line (or when they otherwise need something) but is ignored otherwise
by anonymous February 23, 2022
Get the Lunch Line Friendmug. Where you are sad you ate what you did for lunch and know you will pay for it in the bathroom later.
Jeremy - "What's wrong Alan?"
Alan - "I'm dealing with Post Lunch Depression after the fried chicken I ate."
Alan - "I'm dealing with Post Lunch Depression after the fried chicken I ate."
by I-HATE-MINE December 9, 2013
Get the Post Lunch Depressionmug. To slap someone in the face with a lunch tray. Typically reserved for someone who is a total douche, when a traditional punch just won't do.
by RedMcSwordHands May 13, 2017
Get the To Lunch that guy in the facemug.