kevin

kevin is a dumbass. he is a blue eyed dirty mexican and like ginger pubes. the love of his life is pedro and he loves albino squirrels. he can be adorable at times but he never knows what’s going on. he’s always 69 steps behind. his hair is black not brown and he is a pussy. kevin can be very insecure but he is a cutie. he is a salty cunt 25/8 and he has very saggy balls. kevin is a lovable little cunt. he’s never had coffee and he has a black dick. kevin is a keeper

“yo that dude is a saltycunt, he must be a kevin”

by kelfkrkeklslslldkdkw November 25, 2018

kevin

he is a dick sucking mother fucker

kevin sucked my ****

by lihas1707\ April 9, 2019

kevin

kevin is quite sus he sucks off his homies he likes catching cases kevin is the most common name for bisexual niggas all over south la

kevin is sus for his homie

by big nibba 14 April 2, 2019

Kevin

A fit guy with a huge dick. Fun to hangout with and he must workout a lot to be this stunning.

Kevin: A muscular jock

by The cool man June 20, 2018

Kevin

The single greatest person to ever step foot on earth. Should be treated as a God

‘Woah’
‘What’s up, what is it’
‘Look, that guy is a Kevin’
‘Oh my goddddd’

by PostboxMissile November 13, 2018

Kevin

A Kevin is sweet and caring. He's also a gamer who could go on for days just talking about one game, a true game nerd. He's a god who can't be compared to anyone. A sweet, loving, gaming, breathtaking, lovable, sexy, nerdy god. He's confident and won't let anyone stop him from getting what he wants. I'm glad I found one who I can love that loves me back.

Girl 1: I met a Kevin last night.

The girls blow up suddenly

Girl 2: Really?! Lucky!

Girl 3: IF YOU DON'T WANT HIM, I'LL TAKE HIM!

Girl 4: You better treat him well or I will kill you!

Girl 5: Good luck in bed, wink wink nudge nudge

Girl 1: EVERYONE CALM DOWN

Kevin: Hey girls.

Girl 1: KEVIN!!!

She leaps to him and giggles, wrapping her arms around him and nuzzles him softly. He smiles and pulls her close, gently kissing the top of her head.

Kevin: Hello, love.

Girls 2-5: Awwwe

by DyingSlowly February 27, 2019

Kevin

Kevin is an absolute bitch, hi is always mean to people.

Hi,Kevin you piece of shit

by Thotmother April 29, 2019