Jordan Bear

someone with a 69 inch long penis and fucks 18 women at one time!!!!IN THE ASS!!!!!

He is such a jordan bear look what he just did to those women

by gator dance April 22, 2010

jordan martinez

baby,
your so amazing.
if only you knew how perfect you were :)

woah, that stud is definatly a jordan martinez!

by crazyincalii May 12, 2009

to jordan (something)

Verb; adding a lever to the intersection of the legs meeting the torso in a way that mocks the male genitalia on a Minecraft building resembling a human.
After Jordan Maron aka CaptainSparklez and his actions in the popular Minecraft Minigame "SethBling's Building Game".

"I added a lever."
"Did you pull a Jordan?"
"So I'm a verb now?"
"Yes. To jordan (something) is now a verb."

by GentlemanPirate August 14, 2015

Jordan White

Very handsome guy, someone you definitely want to meet in your life, gives good advice

Have you seen Jordan White I really need to ask him something

by anonymoussssss__ February 22, 2021

fat jordan

Fat jordan is a big fat dumpring who loves eating some muscularbooty with his long lanky fingers. By definition he is much fatter than fat caleb.

Is there another earthquake? Nevermind, it's just the sound of fat jordan again.

by Tamago. July 26, 2020

Jeremiah and Jordan

The bestest friends you will ever meet, they fight sometimes and they kinda act like a old marry couple but are strictly just friends. they really love each other (as friends) very very much and they tell each other everything. they talk on the phone for hours and never get bored, and they are always there for each other

Jeremiah and Jordan are the bestest friends

by alexanderhamilton05 November 25, 2018

megan and jordan

The cutest couple you will ever meet. They are very romantic and take things slow, but once the get started, they won’t stop. They are going to last forever and get married. They are the couple everyone wants to be. But they do get into fights every now and then. If you know a Megan and a Jordan, get them together, because they will be perfect

“omg! Is that Megan and Jordan! They are sooo cute together, I wish I could have a relationship like theirs” relationship goals

by Cooolio2345 May 11, 2018