The act of banging a chick in the armpit on top of a woodchipper while purchasing a meatball sandwich on ebay.
Oh my God man, I'm so freaking tired because I was driving the truck to Jersey all night and then the cops came and they wanted to interview me for TV!
by Hornplr15 December 8, 2009
Get the Driving the truck to Jersey mug.South Jersey should be part of Pennsylvania. They are below the dixie line and think Rowan is a real university. The professors there are retards that were born in Atlantic city. The people down there are even worse. Compare them to the movie the hills have eyes. North Jersey is real Jersey not aliens that sit around smoke boges and eat wawa 3 times a day because they are too poor to by real food. They all have stupid facial hair and think {Philly is a big city. Even though philly is the city of brotherly love aka gays. When you're driving down south make sure you have enough gas to get from 7A on the turnpike to Delaware cause you do NOT wanna stop.
by northjerz March 10, 2009
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The act of sticking one's tongue into an orifice of an unsuspecting individual ina pulsating fashion.
by Sassy little frassy June 14, 2009
Get the Jersey Tickler mug.A New Jersey Reload occurs when someone is in an intense firefight and they run out of ammo. The shooter then drops his weapon and takes a weapon off of a dead shooter.
by Chuck Duece August 6, 2010
Get the New Jersey Reload mug.a new jersey turtle foot is the act of, lathering ones foot in vasoline, and having an obese male/female insert the lubricated foot into their anus and keeps pushing it in and out.
dude1: DUDE i got a new bottle of vasoline today!
dude2: we HAVE to get jerry to new jersey turtle-foot with us!
dude2: we HAVE to get jerry to new jersey turtle-foot with us!
by xRECREANTx June 8, 2011
Get the new jersey turtle-foot mug.1) One from New Jersey who operates their vehicle with reckless and ignorant abandon.
2) The state of one's neck being rubbed against all day because one refuses to admit the jersey one is wearing is too damn small.
2) The state of one's neck being rubbed against all day because one refuses to admit the jersey one is wearing is too damn small.
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He got his car out of that snow bank AND he took out the lightpost, too?
Check out his license plate.
...ohhh ...what a Jersey Redneck
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You know we have lotion here. Or you could, you know, just take it off
We won the championship that year, stop harassing me
He got his car out of that snow bank AND he took out the lightpost, too?
Check out his license plate.
...ohhh ...what a Jersey Redneck
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You know we have lotion here. Or you could, you know, just take it off
We won the championship that year, stop harassing me
by Bill Bow June 16, 2011
Get the Jersey Redneck mug.It's when you are fucking a girl on a pile of trash, then you smear shit all over her like a fake tan.
by mrssnuts March 27, 2011
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