A planty life app experience so extensive that it caused a pop culture ripple. #Sherryborarules #jeffexitstageleft.
She is an inspiration to all plant folks everywhere all hail sherry!
She is an inspiration to all plant folks everywhere all hail sherry!
by Whiterabbit1984 July 1, 2023
Get the sherry vrs jeffmug. An abusive father who hates his wife and his son. Cheats on his wife and takes money from his “family”
by Micooler November 13, 2019
Get the Jeffmug. he is a mehican god. jeff juan jose likes them memes memes and more memes. Mostly depressing memes.
ya yeet
Yeetus deletus
litty
mo bamba
sicko mode
harambe
memes
ya yeet
Yeetus deletus
litty
mo bamba
sicko mode
harambe
memes
by jeff juan jose boiiis March 6, 2019
Get the jeff juan josemug. Slightly soft, likes gardening and canning cucumbers, making salsa, being in weddings, probably had a colostomy at one point, and has definitely been to jail.
by Peppayourface September 30, 2025
Get the Jeffmug. noun / myth / urban legend)
A walking flex. Jeff turns heads like it's his part-time job and collects compliments like Pokémon cards. Gender? Irrelevant. Sexuality? Shaken. Jeff is an equal-opportunity thirst trap.
Born into Mensa, but raised by wolves without WiFi. Sometimes he sings like a caffeinated angel, sometimes he annihilates trivia nights with facts no human should know ("Did you know wombats poop cubes?" Yes, Jeff. We do now).
His jeans? People ask where he got them. Custom-forged in a volcano and blessed by denim druids. People assume he’s in the military—not because he said so, but because his aura smells like gunpowder and dominance. His tattoo? A barbed wire so rusty, if you lock eyes with it after 10pm on a Tuesday, you’ll need a tetanus shot and a priest.
Don’t play pool with Jeff unless you enjoy watching your dignity evaporate in HD. He won’t just take your money—he’ll take your sense of purpose.
To meet Jeff, you must first win a street fight with two hookers, their pimp, and a broken beer bottle on MLK Drive while chanting his name backwards. Only then will the Council of Jeffs permit an audience.
He’s the cock of the walk, the sultan of swagger, the human version of a cheat code.
A walking flex. Jeff turns heads like it's his part-time job and collects compliments like Pokémon cards. Gender? Irrelevant. Sexuality? Shaken. Jeff is an equal-opportunity thirst trap.
Born into Mensa, but raised by wolves without WiFi. Sometimes he sings like a caffeinated angel, sometimes he annihilates trivia nights with facts no human should know ("Did you know wombats poop cubes?" Yes, Jeff. We do now).
His jeans? People ask where he got them. Custom-forged in a volcano and blessed by denim druids. People assume he’s in the military—not because he said so, but because his aura smells like gunpowder and dominance. His tattoo? A barbed wire so rusty, if you lock eyes with it after 10pm on a Tuesday, you’ll need a tetanus shot and a priest.
Don’t play pool with Jeff unless you enjoy watching your dignity evaporate in HD. He won’t just take your money—he’ll take your sense of purpose.
To meet Jeff, you must first win a street fight with two hookers, their pimp, and a broken beer bottle on MLK Drive while chanting his name backwards. Only then will the Council of Jeffs permit an audience.
He’s the cock of the walk, the sultan of swagger, the human version of a cheat code.
Girl 1: Yo, did you see that guy doing one-handed push-ups while reciting Shakespeare and solving a Rubik’s cube?
Girl 2: That’s Jeff. But the streets call him El Hefe.
Girl 1: I’m pregnant and I didn’t even touch him.
Quotes:
• “The best preparation for tomorrow is being Jeff today.”
• “Jeff doesn’t chase waterfalls. Waterfalls chase Jeff.”
• “Jeff is the change you want to see in the world, but with better abs.”
Girl 2: That’s Jeff. But the streets call him El Hefe.
Girl 1: I’m pregnant and I didn’t even touch him.
Quotes:
• “The best preparation for tomorrow is being Jeff today.”
• “Jeff doesn’t chase waterfalls. Waterfalls chase Jeff.”
• “Jeff is the change you want to see in the world, but with better abs.”
by K2darizzle May 16, 2025
Get the Jeffmug. "jeff boh-zohs"
Noun / Roast
A wannabe Jeff Bezos — someone who talks like a visionary entrepreneur but is really just a clown. Usually found:A wannabe Jeff Bezos — someone who talks like a visionary entrepreneur but is really just a clown. Usually found doing the following activities on social media or in social circles:
1. Burning money on doomed business models (MLMs, scammy apps, “Uber for pencils”).
2. Flexing a fake influencer lifestyle (rented cars, borrowed cash, grindset quotes).
3. Preaching about “changing the world” while contributing nothing but buzzwords.
Noun / Roast
A wannabe Jeff Bezos — someone who talks like a visionary entrepreneur but is really just a clown. Usually found:A wannabe Jeff Bezos — someone who talks like a visionary entrepreneur but is really just a clown. Usually found doing the following activities on social media or in social circles:
1. Burning money on doomed business models (MLMs, scammy apps, “Uber for pencils”).
2. Flexing a fake influencer lifestyle (rented cars, borrowed cash, grindset quotes).
3. Preaching about “changing the world” while contributing nothing but buzzwords.
"Bro I have an idea that could change the world. It's revolutionary. You do the coding I take care of the business side of things."
"Whatever you say, Jeff Bozos."
My friend rented a Lamborghini for a day and filmed 30 reels about passive income while making minimm wage. Peak Jeff Bozos energy.
"Whatever you say, Jeff Bozos."
My friend rented a Lamborghini for a day and filmed 30 reels about passive income while making minimm wage. Peak Jeff Bozos energy.
by irobuang August 30, 2025
Get the Jeff Bozosmug. jeff is everybodys best friend
he loves to party and is accepting and open to any opportunity
there is absolutely nothing wrong with him by any standard whatsoever
we must praise jeff
he loves to party and is accepting and open to any opportunity
there is absolutely nothing wrong with him by any standard whatsoever
we must praise jeff
"I have to go to church to read about Jesus tomorrow."
"Sorry, I don't know Jesus, I only know Jeff."
"Sorry, I don't know Jesus, I only know Jeff."
by Sr. Swaggio July 26, 2022
Get the Jeffmug.