THE ACT OF FISTING YOUR 2ND COUSIN WITH YOUR LEFT HAND WHILE FINGER FUCKING YOUR FAVORITE STEP SISTER WITH THE RIGHT HAND WHILE HAVE ORAL SEX WITH YOUR YOUNGEST SISTER AND FORCE FUCKING YOUR 2 GAY DADS WITH A DOUBLE ENDED DILDO WHILE THEYRE EATING A FRESHLY MADE SOGGY WHILE YOU PREPARED ALL DOING THIS IN ALABAMA IN YOUR FAVORITE BARNES SURROUNDED BY 100 MISCARRIAGES YOU ATTEMPTED WITH YOUR FAVORITE CHICKEN.
Imagine waking up to the default name temp-5438345 and realizing you forgot to do a Mike Jason last night
by The Real Mike Jason May 02, 2019
An ancient, historical myth that everyone, even men, go through a phase of liking someone named 'Jason'
Girl 1: Who do you like?
Girl 2: Jason, but he's way too hot for me and i have no chance with him :$
Girl 1: Oh, don't worry, everyone has a Jason Phase.
Girl 2: Jason, but he's way too hot for me and i have no chance with him :$
Girl 1: Oh, don't worry, everyone has a Jason Phase.
by hathatyagc September 18, 2011
by Kw8899 June 27, 2021
a man who won't see his kids for a long time. he only got fame from a kid in his twenties. he wanted to get with his ex wife but he is now with a former stripper, trisha paytas. his parents are also dead.
Grandma Gertrude: sweetheart what are you watching?
Bob: Jason Nash's new video
Grandma Gertrude: ew why lol
Bob: Jason Nash's new video
Grandma Gertrude: ew why lol
by the.acid.is.kicking.in October 29, 2018
The act of covering a girl's mouth as you farting into her nose. This act is only possible while performing on top of the 69 position.
by Glowman85 October 26, 2011
Danny Little Pocket: "Dude I totally want to hang out with Jason Wun"
Joe: "Dude I heard that he has the sickest and sexiest girlfriend ever!"
Joe: "Dude I heard that he has the sickest and sexiest girlfriend ever!"
by Jason Wun September 03, 2008