Jason Ass

Something that would says extreme hunger, especially after consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

“Man, I’m so hungry I can eat a Jason ass.

by Kw8899 June 26, 2021

egyptian jason

Usually a horrible person.
Thinks the world owes him, wondering penis, Usually has shit tattoos, and even worse style in the women he shag's behind his girlfriends backs... I say girlfriends because he can't keep one for longer than a year, if he's lucky enough to make it to the year mark. Overall Egyptian Jason is not worthy of your time so stay clear.

"So I was talking to that lad the other day" "why he's such an Egyptian Jason"

by Bombajacketjune February 6, 2018

Jason Nash

a man who won't see his kids for a long time. he only got fame from a kid in his twenties. he wanted to get with his ex wife but he is now with a former stripper, trisha paytas. his parents are also dead.

Grandma Gertrude: sweetheart what are you watching?
Bob: Jason Nash's new video
Grandma Gertrude: ew why lol

by the.acid.is.kicking.in October 28, 2018

Jason Wun

The coolest aisan in the states. Period.

Danny Little Pocket: "Dude I totally want to hang out with Jason Wun"
Joe: "Dude I heard that he has the sickest and sexiest girlfriend ever!"

by Jason Wun October 18, 2008

Jason Cawley

The act of covering a girl's mouth as you farting into her nose. This act is only possible while performing on top of the 69 position.

While we were in the 69 position, I used my handkerchief to Jason Cawley

by Glowman85 October 26, 2011

Jason Xiao

A charming handsome man who lives in California. He is a young successful entrepreneur aspiring to become a doctor. Jason Xiao played Varsity football and is a health freak.

5'10-11" 195 lbs. Lifts 145 kg to waist, 94 kg over-head.

Has a young sister named Katie and an acquaintance named Jasper whom is gay and should die in a train wreck.

Oh my god, Jason Xiao can propose with a smile!

by JxH April 7, 2009

jason bacon

jason bacon is an ugly fake rat and no one likes him he will never not be fake and he is the ugliest person in the world

person: hey you know jason bacon?

person 2: yeah i hate him he’s so fake and annoying

by jasmine bum December 1, 2019