j-lure

pronounced ja-lure

to ravage them sexually

you totally j-lured that cute little freshman the other night

by bindiflavored September 23, 2009

j-quigg

a verb meaning to deceive a woman by telling her you want to spend time together as friends, when in reality you intend to cheat on your girlfriend with her

Boy: Wanna go bowling with me while my girlfriend's out of town?
Girl: How dumb do you think I am? I can tell you're trying to j-quigg me!

by Fishy Valleyranch January 7, 2013

S+J

One of the best ships in the universe this is a powercouple/friendship they will be together til the end!!

S+J the one of the best couples ever

by anonymous January 9, 2023

J Street

Jefferson Street located in A-town, Minnesota

Pat-Rick and I where shreddin J Street up last night on our bicycle's.

by J-Rocks February 19, 2008

J-Hag

A haggard jewish woman angry at life, who couldn't get a date on jdate.com even if she offered to pay for dinner. Has the voice of a man. The figure of a jewish yenta. Yearns for any kosher sausage that looks at her. She lives to make everyone else's life miserable. Even if she settled for some non-kosher pork, no she'd still be rejected.

Most common j-hag name: Sigalle

me: Isn't Sigalle is such a huge "J-Hag"?

you: Yeah, i hate that "J-hag".

by Manashevitz September 9, 2010

J-Fish

1.) Someone who frequently chilli dogs others.
2.) Someone who obseses over shit-on-tits

Redos: Dude check out brandon cock-blocking chris.
Redos: Hes a shit humper.
Bronson: Ya man what fucking J-Fish.
Past Tense: Larry: Man i toatlly got shit on today.
Larry: Its all over me.
Steve: Look at the bright side at least you werent J-Fished.

by C.Bronson May 16, 2008

J+ Certified

the act of perfection. completing or doing something beyond what was expected. going obove and beyond. being approved by jong, the perfect person. without flaws or defects.

claudio completed that course, got an A+ but really produced work worthy of being j+ certified.

by frankg January 18, 2008