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Water Closet

I smell awful. I'm gonna go jump in the water closet
by TexFPX June 11, 2024
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so far in the closet they were sitting on Christmas

A figure of speech meaning that you are being such a concealed person of the LGBTQIA+ Community (known as "closeted") that your metaphorically sitting on stuff at the back of the closet, AKA seasonal decor. (See also "you should be pretty fashionable with how long you've been in the closet")
"Everyone kept wondering why Alex never talked about their personal life, but we all knew they were so far in the closet they were sitting on Christmas."
by SudyCrumbz August 21, 2024
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closet rapper

Name taken by a person that hides their rap abilities from people they know for personal reasons which would include doubt in their own talent, fear of negative criticism or the belief that they could become part of a social minority in their community.
I was a closet rapper for most of my 20’s because “insert reason here”

Did you know there’s a closet rapper living in this neighbourhood?
by RealMsgR December 7, 2024
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closeted

you.
you are so closeted.
by wilder242 August 9, 2022
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Closeted Homo

We don't discriminate. However, those who insist they are not homo, are usually closeted homosexuals. People who act homo, either are REALLY HOMO, or who know by heart they're not insecure about their sexuality.
Me: Hey Thomas! Wanna listen to the gay ass music.
Thomas: Nah that shit is gay aswell.
Me: You're definetly a closeted homo
by reacts4u May 9, 2024
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Closet Jacker

An overly competitive alpha-male who refuses to accept defeat; or when defeated, is a total bitch about it, see also veenus master.
Once Tyrone lost by a free-throw, he's been nothing but a closet jacker in all our pickup games.
by Chuck Denniston October 5, 2018
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open closet relationship

(noun)

1 a : a relationship in which partners

grant permission to borrow contents of

one another's "closets" (i.e., clothing,

jewelry, assorted accessories)

: specific items may be off-limits

depending on the terms of each

individual relationship

b : open access to one another's fashion

items: closet contents
//Eryn said I could borrow anything, but Jackie and I only wear each other's jewelry in our open closet relationship.

// I've been wearing Pieper's necklace for three months and I trusted her with my favorite dress last week. Gotta love an open closet relationship!

// My outfit possibilities are boundless now that I'm in several open closet relationships with friends!!!
by peggle peege December 4, 2020
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