Idiot Pill

A pill that one takes to prevent stupidity or idiocy. Usually taken once a day.

Person 1: (using phone as a flashlight) I can't find my phone.
Person 2: Did you take your goddam idiot pill today fool?

by Nemu64 December 26, 2018

pissed idiot

Someone who can't handle their booze and carries on like a complete bellend.

Everytime he drinks, Nick turns into nothing but a pissed idiot.

by Stormingnorming January 30, 2016

Magical Idiots

What you and your group of friends called yourselves when you were in Elementary/Primary school and you still jokingly refer to yourselves as now.

Person1: What should we call our group chat, btw?

Person2: Magical Idiots, lol.

Person1: Omg, do you remember that, tho?

Person2: Yeah, we were, like, so cringy, lol

Person1: Yeah, we used XD! Who even does that anymore?

Person2: ikr.

Then, they look back in 10 years time and realize nothing had changed.

by Y337 5p34k October 13, 2018

Known Idiot

A person who carries out idiotic action even when they should know better.

For example, Donald Trump wiping his lips then shaking hands during a corona virus press conference.

Donald Trump is a known idiot when it comes to the corona virus.

by Danack March 14, 2020

Idiot Pedant

1. A person that invites himself to lecture you about anything and everything but in reality is a complete dumb-ass.

2. Much like an idiot savant, the idiot pedant really is an idiot.

After Eric decided to give us the three-hour lecture on golfing, that was completely wrong, he just cemented the fact that he’s an idiot pedant.

by Karlsmash August 18, 2019

Tiny Idiot

When someone has been an idiot and they are smaller than you

OLLIE YOU TINY IDIOT

by Alvaro’s Hostage March 10, 2021

idiotic human

The people who go on here to write words that should never exist and the people who accept these idiotic words. The people who don't know how to use their brains but use all of the intelligence and creativity they have on the internet.

I am an idiotic human for being here in the first place.

by ricebeanscats March 10, 2018