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Dry hump week

It’s national Dry Hump week find a girl you don’t be a square. The first week of October.
It’s to find a female and Dry Hump on Dry hump week
by I love life and October 1, 2019
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Turtle humping

When sexual satisfaction is reached without being directly involved in the action
When I saw them getting into it, I was turtle humping my ass off.
by Error219 August 27, 2019
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Hump Day

Wednesday is known as hump day because it is in the middle of the week. Just like a Hump is generally in the middle of a camel.

By Wednesday, you have made it to Hump Day, and the rest of the week should be easy for you.
Camel: Guess what today is?
Normal Person: What-
Camel: HUMP DAYYYYYYY
by thenormalnobody January 20, 2020
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Hump your Crush day

To grind one's genitalia in a press-and-release pattern against a particular object or surface; usually associated with an inanimate object.
Hump your crush day was fun on February 3
by deadassurmomsahoe1432 February 1, 2020
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Humping Monkey

I don’t watch humping monkey porn it’s all fake
by Numpty April 12, 2020
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Candle Humping

To be a candle or not to be a candle the candle gets humped
by GrufferTheDumbass April 21, 2020
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Lung Hump

When receiving oral sex, one grabs the back of the head and thrusts their penis so hard, it penetrates the lungs.
Man, I’d like to lung hump her all night long.
by Daaaaaaaaad! April 28, 2020
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