Jergan's Handshake

After masturbation, you shake hands with another human. Jergan's is a common lotion found by teen boys bedsides, accompanied by a box of tissues

Before I went in to that interview yesterday I rubbed one out, totally forgot to wash my hands, gave that interviewer the Jergan's Handshake.

by CinnamonBun28 October 4, 2019

Ohio Handshake

The manner by which female former residents of Ohio introduce themselves to an attractive man from another state. It involves the female taking hold of the mans penis in a gentle, but firm grip while making pleasantries.

I offered to buy the hot brunette by the bar a drink and she said "Sure, I'm Jessica from Ohio & THIS is an Ohio Handshake" and reached down, took hold of my cock and smiled.

by ncoastjack November 28, 2017

Greco Roman Handshake

A Greco Roman handshake occurs when a man fucks another man in the ass in lieu of shaking hands. It comes from the liberal homosexual practice of anal coitus monintus or greeting by buttfuck common in Ancient Greece and elsewhere in the Mediterranean.

“Plato good to see you by gods, will you please come out of your cave and let me give you a Greco Roman handshake! Bend over my good boy!”

by Nerdboy1982! December 22, 2020

Gooner Handshake

When you meet another gooner who uses the same hand as you to jerk off

Let’s do the gooner handshake!
Let’s hold hands with our right hand and jerk off with our lefts

by suckrforme May 28, 2024

Tongue handshake

When you meet you someone for the first time and make out with them.

Met this girl at a bar and gave her a tongue handshake goodbye

by Tongue handshake April 6, 2021

Vermilion Handshake

A time-honored tradition when two gentlemen from Vermilion, Alberta haven't seen each other in an extended period of time. The basic procedure is to drop your hand down straight down in a loose fist so your palm and fingers have enough opening to accept an object. Once the object is in hand, one quickly moves their hand from left to right in a rapid, deliberate manner. The issuer of the Vermilion Handshake is not to make eye contact with the other individual - that process is the Aggressive Vermilion Handshake and won't be covered in this module.

Chris & Curtis hadn't seen each other in years, so when they ran into each other at the Exhibition they popped the top on a couple of PBR's and exchanged a quick round of Vermilion Handshakes.

by Big Rig 10 February 2, 2024

Harujuku Handshake

When your friends think you're bluffing, but they end up conceding the pot and their buy-in.

Person 1: don't bother, you're going to lose
Person 2: ok sure I call your bluff
Person 2: oh wow, I just got harujuku handshaked... you are the best poker player I know

by TooAwesomeToThink567 July 20, 2025