helium handshake

The act of touching two buttholes (balloon knots) together and moving in an up and down motion.

When meeting someone for the 1st time, it is customary to greet them with the ‘helium handshake.’

by Rangerdanger4 February 18, 2021

Ohio Handshake

The manner by which female former residents of Ohio introduce themselves to an attractive man from another state. It involves the female taking hold of the mans penis in a gentle, but firm grip while making pleasantries.

I offered to buy the hot brunette by the bar a drink and she said "Sure, I'm Jessica from Ohio & THIS is an Ohio Handshake" and reached down, took hold of my cock and smiled.

by ncoastjack November 28, 2017

Bitchy Handshake

A failed attempt at a handshake in which you only use your fingers to shake someone's hand. It is the most awkward handshake you could do.

Dude 1*Hands a girl his hand for a handshake*
Girl*Shakes his hand only with her fingers*
Dude 2: What kind of handshake is that?
Dude 1: It was a Bitchy Handshake

by You should read this October 11, 2023

Democratic Handshake

When one male gives a hand release to another meal, typically free of charge

How’s it going little Johnny. Thanks for coming to grampa’s rally today, would love to give you a Democratic Handshake to show my appreciation

by Schwanz Master January 9, 2024

Kraken Handshake

While playing sport, the act of simultaneously standing on an opponents foot and grabbing their crotch while trying to make a tackle. Similar to the use of a Kraken's tentacles to attack multiple areas of the opponents body.

"Bro, Brooke just gave Stu a Kraken Handshake while trying to rip his flag. Guess he grabbed the wrong flag, huh?"

by Tridents March 30, 2025

Saigon Handshake

When a hooker faces you, then reaches behind and between her legs to give you a handjob.

Made 3 sales after getting a Saigon Handshake at lunch.

by DeTower November 11, 2020

lebanese handshake

Shaking you firmly by the hand while handcuffing your other hand to a radiator.

"Sami would like to take you for lunch!"
"Probably wants to give me a Lebanese handshake"

by Grandesigner September 9, 2020