Kengaroo Handshake

The act of rubbing one's testicles on anothers in a handshaking manner.

dude, that guy is so gay. i bet he loves kengaroo handshakes.

by Steve0004 March 13, 2025

horizontal handshake

A.k.a. "moocher's greeting" or "glad-handout"; it refers to where one of your "friends" beamingly approaches you with extended arm as if to greet you with a hearty palm-clasp, but instead of positioning his hand vertically the way one usually does when shaking hands, he holds his outstretched palm **upwards** so that his hand is horizontal --- this "gimme, gimme, gimme" position is how his hand is usually held whenever he is around fellow humans (duh!).

I always feel suspicious whenever someone greets me with a horizontal handshake, since it is a good indication that he is planning to ask me for a handout.

by QuacksO August 2, 2019

Manchester Handshake

Two people greeting each other with a hug, while simultaneously reaching around to steal their wallets from the back pocket.

Never met each other before, and they both went in with a manchester handshake!

by Barry Sprout November 16, 2013

Gunpowder handshake

When two people shoot each other at the same time

“Detective, how did these men die?”

“Clearly this was a classic gunpowder handshake.”

by Mothman probably September 11, 2023

U of M Handshake

Another term for a prostate exam

Bend over, it's time for a U of M Handshake.

by De Znuts April 24, 2020

maple syrup handshake

The act of farting into one another's asses.

"Hey bud, let's maple syrup handshake later!"

by Saigeman March 9, 2022

Connecticut handshake

Two biological men that grab each other’s penis upon approach and give a penis shake. An act of greeting one another taking the place of a traditional handshake

Those guys know each other really well as they have a Connecticut handshake while saying hello

by Optix13 December 21, 2023