When you meet a girl soo slutty and easy she sucks you off within minutes of meeting *bit like the school bike everyone gets a ride*
Wow that girl I met last night was so slutty she introduced herself with a Morton handshake before I had a chance to get her name
by Scrappy001 September 18, 2016
Get the Morton handshake mug.When you grab the hand of an unsuspecting individual and bring it near your genitals and act like you are humping the hell out of it.
by Dump truck January 4, 2017
Get the Low-mount handshake mug.To knowingly or unknowingly shake someone's hand directly after having a shit without washing ur hands, the other person might be too embarrassed to sniff their hands after the shit handshake.
by villos69 February 9, 2017
Get the shit handshake mug.A Greco Roman handshake occurs when a man fucks another man in the ass in lieu of shaking hands. It comes from the liberal homosexual practice of anal coitus monintus or greeting by buttfuck common in Ancient Greece and elsewhere in the Mediterranean.
“Plato good to see you by gods, will you please come out of your cave and let me give you a Greco Roman handshake! Bend over my good boy!”
by Nerdboy1982! December 22, 2020
Get the Greco Roman Handshake mug.When two homies in neighboring stalls wipe their ass with their hands and work said hands shake hands under the stall.
by Dookiemonger69 November 15, 2021
Get the Nutella handshake mug.A greeting given to a girl in a bar, usually in Columbus. OH, where 2 fingers are inserted into the rectum.
Urban said he was just dancing with the girl in the bar, but he was spotted giving her the old Columbus Handshake.
by Southernernotbygrace October 7, 2021
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Denise gave me a Cypriot Handshake , she kissed my toes then my forehead following a full body massage
by Softy101 September 11, 2021
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