Invisible Dragon Handshake

This is when a fire I like on the other side of the house, and a person give a man a handy. No one can leave the house until climax is achieved, and the only lubrication to be used is Vick's Vaporub.

The only way for the Vantalord, and the council, can get out of this war is if they give an Invisible Dragon Handshake to the Rouge.

by nolabusch January 13, 2022

Jesus Handshake

A Jesus handshake is when someone spits on a cock then sucks it passionately while jacking it off and rubbing the balls. Once the man cums, they smear the cum all over the hands and rub it in their face then rub the cock on their eyes.

Person 1: Yo this person maya is a hot chick
Person 2: Yeah she gave me a good ol’ Jesus handshake!

by Cosmiccun7 December 13, 2022

Worcester Handshake

The act of putting fentanyl on a razor and cutting someone while walking by them.

He’s in the ER because someone gave him the Worcester Handshake

by El perro Grande blanco May 21, 2025

Cleveland Handshake

1. Offering a seemingly genuine handshake to an individual but doing so in a quick manner, as if to display distraction/per-occupation, pulling your hand of choice from your jacket pocket after clutching a hidden turd, to complete the shake.

2. An attempt at using a Sedgley glove gun, or similar reproduction, in a sucker punch fashion to forever sleep a person of interest.

1. He seemed a real swell fella, I offered my hand at the conclusion of our business. I thought i had caught him off guard as he set his drink down but then he gave me the ole cleveland handshake!

2. Only the worst assassins choose the cleveland handshake over a dinner spoon!

by mcslezzy February 03, 2024

Sacramento Handshake

Cumming on another man’s shaft; the primary method of greeting in Sacramento, CA. Commonly shortened to Sac Shake.

Yeah, I met Drew last week—he gave me the Sacramento handshake and told me about his dog.

by Drater004 July 13, 2024

Trauma handshake

When a trauma surgeon sticks his finger up a trauma patients anus to ensure there is no abdominal bleeding

“Hey, did you just shake the doctors hand”
“Yeah, why”
“I just saw him give the guy over there a trauma handshake”
“Ewwww”

by Anonчмous February 05, 2025

Sandy handshake

When ur mad at a dude & slip a piece of sandpaper into ur palm before giving him a hand job

Hillary laughed off bills indescretions and left him with a sandy handshake.

by Occupational breather August 04, 2018