Homie Handie

Just a handie for a homie.
Nothin gay about it, just 1 straight friend givin another straight friend a handjob, no big deal.
Could also be said as homie handjob.

Person A: I gave Tim a homie handie last night.
Person B: Did you say “no homo” before, during and after and/or wear socks?
Person A: Of course I did; I’m not gay or anything.

by Swaghaver69 April 1, 2021

puss handle

The appendage on the back of a cat. A “puss handle” is commonly referred to as a tail.

You should never pick up a cat by it’s puss handle.

by JasonTheGoldfish July 2, 2021

Granny handed

Got a hand job from a gilf.

Its. Free to get granny handed at bingo.

by Andy Phillips Herholtz July 20, 2021

Bellybutton Handle

When a man or woman has his/ her love handles gripped while their “Outie”bellybutton is sucked.

I used to be subconscious about my outie until Vanessa went down on me and pulled my shirt up last night and gave me a bellybutton handle. It was exhilarating! Almost better than head itself.

by SamuraixBlvck February 20, 2022

Blowback Handle

Buns or pigtails on a sex partners’ head, for which when giving oral sex, when the receiving partner is climaxing, they can use the hair as “handles” to force them closer to climax harder.

Hey Chad, check out Brittany’s blowback handles, I bet that’s a nice ride.

by Milky toasty March 24, 2022

No Hander Slammer

A sex position in which the women lays on her stomach with her ass pointed up. The man then climbes to an elevated position above the girl the higher the better. The man then proceedes to stick his arms out like a bird and jumps off his elevated position landing penis first into the woman.

Bro i landed a no hander slammer off my night stand last night.
Dude my girl loves when i hit the no hander slammer.
Man i missed the no hander slammer and my back is killing me.
I missed the no hander slammer and broke my dick.

by Wailex May 19, 2022

Two-handed Samurai

When you're jacking off with two hands. Comes from the face you make when you're about to blow.

My sushi gang bang fell through last night so I ended up having to give myself a two-handed samurai.

by The man you're looking for May 19, 2022