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ham on buns

A sexual act where the male places his erect penis in between the butt cheeks of his female partner and thrusts back and forth in order to avoid actual sexual intercourse and to maintain purity.
I want to wait until I'm married to have sex, but we can still do the ham on buns!
by j-dang April 24, 2015
mugGet the ham on bunsmug.

Smoking a ham

The act of farting past a turd in your ass
I better run to the shitter, I done smoked this ham enough.

I been smoking a ham since after lunch, I better stop at sheetz and sheet.
by Boogie 63 March 9, 2021
mugGet the Smoking a hammug.

Dad Ham

When you used to go hard as a mother fucker but now you’re a Dad so you can only go hard as a mother fucker ish. On occasion. This is Dad Ham.

Dad Ham Variant: When a Dad who used to go hard as a mother fucker has one of his couple times a year turn ups and forgets how to turn up well and goes Dad Ham.
Fark did you see Jono at his party, he went full Dad Ham.
by Reamzy May 11, 2022
mugGet the Dad Hammug.

hot ham

hot ham did you find a noter man?? said by simona
by shf;adjf January 14, 2020
mugGet the hot hammug.

Ham Hat

When you’re sucking the cock of a fat guy and his belly lays on your head like a hat.
Every time I suck off Big Bob, I end up with his belly on my head like a goddamn Ham Hat.
by MacGregor209 October 8, 2022
mugGet the Ham Hatmug.

ham smoke

Yo I'm about to hit this bitch up and get some ham smoke
by Bump bump June 2, 2017
mugGet the ham smokemug.

ham beast

Fat woman who looks greasy and probably eats ham
by RoxyB April 28, 2021
mugGet the ham beastmug.

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