Ham Puncher

One bad ass mother trucker

That guy is such a ham puncher.

I played a ham puncher in C.o.d he kicked my ass!

by sqwinch April 24, 2012

ham n cheese

going HAM but with a side of cheese.

Jim: Yo, we goin Ham tonight?

Mike: Nah dawg, we goin Ham N Cheese!!

by mexicannig69 May 11, 2012

Ham Stains

The large sweat stains in a man's armpits. Usually found on a suit-wearing individual.

Check out the ham stains on that coked-out 1%er!

by Big Pasta November 13, 2012

Ham Bangle

Another word for the arse muscle or Sphincter

Consuela was powerless to resist the thrill of the cash as she was a cheap whore who would do anything for money, so when a client bent her over, shagged her up the fudge tunnel, she gripped onto his pork sword with her ham bangle until he paid her well

by Sanddancer June 28, 2012

Ham Toothed

The process of achieving Christmas Ham stuck between your teeth.

Look at that fool, he's all Ham Toothed 3 weeks after Christmas.

by BoomChild January 11, 2013

ham-hop

ham and cheese croissant generally sold to after hour bar patrons

the ham-hop was so warm the cheese and ham where bubbling inside the croissant

by john-lindsay September 13, 2013

Ham Canyon

A butt crack. The canyon between the two christmas hams round your rear.

"I was scrubbing out ol' ham canyon when I found a quarter back there!"

by David Ohno November 10, 2013