Haggis Surprise

Where some guys exhume a recently dead person's stomache and then fuck it
After ejaculating they shit into it, mix in entrails and ideally some period blood and then cooks it and serve it to somoene with some delicious chocolate (shit) sauce

Guy 1: 'I Invited some guys over to watch die hard on saturday night, instead we ended up giving my neighbour our haggis surprise'

Guy 2: 'Sweet man I cant belive I missed it'

by Reverend Pope May 20, 2009

Rubius Hagrid

When a girl is ugly, she is Haggard.
When a girl is reeeeally Haggard, she's Hagrid.
When a girl is ridiculously Hagrid, she is RUBIUS.

Or Rubius Hagrid.

"That girl is F***ing RUBIUS!"

"Woww what a disgusting b*tch, she's HAGRID!"

"Eww Rubius Hagrid, let's take that girl to a Merkfest"

by RubiusHaggard March 22, 2009

haggler

Reffering to a person that is perpetually on another person's nuts. ie "jocking" them

Sarah's such a haggler! She's always all over that group.

by Thats hot January 23, 2005

Haggad

Without a shirt; Shirtless.

When Dillon got out of the shower, he was completely haggad.

by Dillon Kifer October 17, 2008

Hagerstown

A growing city in Western Maryland. Surrounded by hick towns (Hancock, Williamsport, Boonsboro) but it is the metropolitan area of Western Maryland. H-Town is highly underrated by bored teenagers who can't find anything to do. Also, Hagerstown only has 10.7 square miles to it's name, but over 37,000 residents living there.

I believe you should be proud of where you live, and that's why I'm proud to be from Hagerstown, Maryland.
PROSPECT, J-STREET

by Your Father February 7, 2005

hagtown

when you are in a state of being totally haggard and are drunk, high, or both. if you are in hagtown you are not pullin' at all and you are probably haggard off your ass.

Hey dude, I am so fucking wasted right now. I'm in hagtown.

by Jeeves13579 May 11, 2007

HAGNO

Hot Asian Girls Night Out

or

HAG NO

"What are you doing tonight?"
"HAGNO"
"Don't call me a Hag!!!"
"You wish! I'm going out with the HAGs"
"I didn't know you were Gay"
"I'm not, I'm hanging with the Hot Asian Girls"

by ZerrinMa April 8, 2010