Heavy Bob

The enriched isotope of a regular Bob. A Heavy Bob is unstable and capable of setting off a chain reaction of chaos in any server. Once introduced, the meltdown is inevitable.

You can’t contain a Heavy Bob, you can only hope the fallout is survivable.

by Chris Anticheat August 20, 2025

Security Heavy

Obese/Big enough to "protect the whole place."

- From Cardi B's trial

Cardi B: "She's security heavy.."

Lawyer: "What does that mean?"

Cardi B: "Big enough to protect the place!"

by Dionaed September 2, 2025

Security Heavy

Adjective: To be so heavy as to appear capable of defending and/or protecting a building or establishment. First used by Cardi B To describe the Plaintiff in her 2025 court case, Emani Ellis V. Becalis Almanzar.

But she is like...uh... Security Heavy. Like...she just looks a little, like, "she could protect a building" type big...

by the9thplanet September 2, 2025

Ts heavy

When you and or your buddy sees a booty with nice shape on it you say "ts heavy"

"Yo bro ts heavy"

by Supernga223445 September 3, 2025

Heavy throw

Like when you’re like, I did not want to know that!

Me: hey did you know I want to kiss you. On the butt!

You: heavy throw!

by Leoisawsum552 January 25, 2025

Top Heavy

A female so attractive from the waist up that her partner would finish before even continuing below the waist. Pretty face, great breasts and all the sexy attributes above the waist.

That blonde is so top heavy I’d finish before I got to third base.

by rancherogringo March 15, 2025

heavy hole

Rude, but potentially affectionate Scottish slang for anyone of rather sizable, fat, hench or big proportions.

Huv ye seen Theresa after her gastric band op? She used tae be such a heavy hole, noo she's a skinnymalink!

Naw, YOU go tell that heavy hole tae get aff the bench press, cunt's a fucking unit!

by Bletherskite June 3, 2024