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by shf;adjf January 14, 2020

Ham Sill

A drunk sand hill. He is nearly incomprehensible, but is an expert craftsmen. Remains super athletic, but can hardly walk. He is not afraid to to pleasure his woman in public, and isn't intimidated by the sphincter region.

Person 1: Did you see Ham Sill last night? I couldn't understand a word he said and he almost fell over after every step, yet he somehow managed to jump over that table.

Person 2: Yeah, no kidding. And he was trying to finger his girlfriend on the couch in the lobby.

by Sphinxtor May 20, 2014

ham cobbler

when you make up a type of baked good that coincidentally sounds like a sex thing

What should I bake next? A ham cobbler!

by S-money and Kezzurp April 20, 2018

Goblin Ham

A word for a totally nasty looking/smelling pussy.

Tim: Man I was fuckin' Tif so hard last night, too bad she had a god damn goblin ham.
David: Fuckin shit dude, I hate goblin hams my nigga.

by Deanasawr2 October 7, 2017

Dad Ham

When you used to go hard as a mother fucker but now you’re a Dad so you can only go hard as a mother fucker ish. On occasion. This is Dad Ham.

Dad Ham Variant: When a Dad who used to go hard as a mother fucker has one of his couple times a year turn ups and forgets how to turn up well and goes Dad Ham.

Fark did you see Jono at his party, he went full Dad Ham.

by Reamzy May 11, 2022

Ham Sick

That terrible feeling you get when and after eating ham.

"man, i should not have eaten that ham last night, i feel so sick"

"bruh you're ham sick i'm calling the fucking police"

by majorfuckingfaggot December 26, 2019

HAM AF

Hard as a motherfucker as fuck, when HAM just doesn't cut it.

Friend: It's St. Patrick's Day, you know what means, right?

Me: I'm about to go HAM AF

by IMissHaramb3 November 22, 2017