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Hairing Teeth

When you take LSD and then rub coke on your gums. This numbness caused by the cocaine, mixed with the psychedelic nature of LSD causes your mouth to feel like there is hair on your teeth.
Man 1: "Ah! Help! I'm hairing teeth! Woe is me!"
Woman 1: "I am calling the police."
by cryptid-hunter January 22, 2022
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Cum Hair

its when a person has white hair you can call it cum hair.
Man: Gispry has cum hair
Chad: So true
by GREENYNERD November 12, 2021
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Highway Hair

The look of your hair when it's blowing in the wind.
I love when the wind blows my hair when I drive my convertible, it gives me that Highway Hair look.
by wordiversal July 27, 2021
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fwoofy hair

fwoofy hair means your hair is extra fluffier than a sheeps fur.
wow! you have fwoofy hair!
by fwoofyhair May 18, 2021
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bacon hair

n. - In the popular gaming site of Roblox, the term 'bacon hair' is used to refer to players with one of two default avatars as their active appearance. The term was originally the nickname for the "pal hair" avatar item which was (and still is) a part of the boy/masculine starter player avatar, since it looks like bacon strips. Overtime, the term would start to be used to refer to players using either default avatar (masculine or feminine - there isn't a default option for anyone in between). Given that the default avatars were (and still are) commonly associated with newer accounts, meaning newer and younger players, it is NOT uncommon for the term to be used with either condescending or negative connotation.

A lot of users with more experience might call a such 'bacon hair' or 'bacon' (for short) out when they get caught doing anything between irritation and getting themselves reported, blocked, etc.

Side notes:

The featured .gif shows an avatar with the 'pal hair'. I couldn't find anything with a full-on default avatar of either kind. Also, I do not support the stereotyping or overgeneralizations of players and acting upon them as such. With any given game, I don't judge based on avatar, but rather as to what each and every player does that I encounter individually.
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Player 1: "Uhhh, what the heck happened to my horse??"

Player 2: "I saw some bacon hair riding off with it. I thought it was his that just looked the same as yours, but I guess I was wrong."

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Player 1: "Ugghhh, what is causing all this lag!?"

Player 2: "Some bacon's spamming the vehicle spawners. The vans are spawning into each other non-stop. Report @username, then we can play something else or join another server."

Player 1: "Aight."
by RevengeOfTheSeph June 11, 2023
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hair wank

to wrap some birds hair round your penis and then with the use of her head and your hand to proceed to spill your load all over her hair causing severe tanglement of her hair.
Man - Oh baby, I love the hair wank, I am about to shoot my monstrous load all over your goldie locks

Bird - thank you, you are most kind and I am eternally grateful. can you pop to the shop to get some Pantene Pro V
by Dazzling Dazza July 7, 2006
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hair metal

A type of anti-music that became popular in the 1980's and officially died in 1991.

Typical characteristics:

*Women's makeup worn on faces

*Tight, colorful clothing

*Loud, repetive drumbeats

*Guitar has a whiny sound

*High-pitched vocals

*Extreme emphasis on appearance

*Meaningless lyrics about alcoholism, promiscuity, and occasionally substance abuse.

Hair metal is essentially reinvented pop. Whereas metal in the 1960's and 1970's was about various subjects such as politics or personal experiences, hair metal was about hedonism. Hair Metal was the spearhead of teenybopper movement, which was at it's strongest during the 1980's. Were it not for MTV and a legion of gullable fans, hair metal would have never grown into the music-destroying fungus that gave metal a bad name. As it became more synonymous with metal, true metal musicians founded what became known as the trash metal movement, which was shot down in it's initial stages and would re-merge after the death of grunge, which in of itself was a stab at hair metal.
Hair metal is an easy target for anyone with homophobia. Ironically, fans of hair metal are unable to criticize grunge without calling it homosexual.
by SonicSucks February 5, 2010
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