google lag

The time it takes for you to look up what I already know.

Your google lag sucks. Reading a wikipedia article doesn't make you an authority on this subject.

by s13g3 January 17, 2007

google atheist

A term coined by a theist cause atheists have so much truth at their finger tips.

"I hate google atheists they are always finding facts to disprove god"

by Sykeo November 30, 2009

google smack

the google smack is a smack that is easily over-powered by the much more powerful Uber-smack and Deca-Smack

Jesters Google Smack was easily overpowered by Lews Uber-smack and jester died a horrible death

by Lews April 15, 2005

Google user

A term used by every idiot user for their slow ass computer, this term immediately disqualifies any valid opinion and makes you look like a fucking idiot

Hey Josh Look at that Google user over there

by Duckduckguy January 21, 2022

Google Bounce

The anti-social network. Google Bounce gets between you and your friends and stops everyone from talking to each other. (fictional)

I just put up a status telling people I had three Google Bounce invites. Five people asked for one.

by KwajSnowman August 17, 2011

Google around

v. A term often used to mean research. But researching by only using the popular search engine Google. Often used in forums when a direct/exact answer can not be given. Which usually results in a sarcastic thank-you from the asker. Googling around is most common among Google Monsters. Other uses may include in lieu of Explore, or Mindlessly Search Google.

User 1 "Where can I find the best bike shop?"

User 2 "There are a lot of good bike shops near Los Angeles, Google around."

User 1 "Thanks, :P"

by Pacman247 April 11, 2011

Google Maps

Google Maps never caps.

That's wrong because according to Google Maps his house is here, Google Maps never caps.

by Sugarline213 September 29, 2019