Gamer Ass

A condition characterized by a numb rear that is typically sore after standing up.

Gamer ass typically occurs while sitting in a chair in front of the computer for prolonged periods of time.

Over time it is believed to flatten one's ass and, in extreme cases, can lead to a concave ass (or bony butt) as the tissue and muscle begin to degrade.

While gamer ass is typically associated with gamers, the syndrome can be experienced by anyone who sits on their ass for prolonged periods of time without getting up.
P1: "I swear my ass has been getting flatter... I don't know what's happening to me!"

P2: "You're getting gamer ass. Try doing something other than sitting in your chair for 12 hours a day until your legs go numb or you'll lose that ass altogether."
by amethystbible June 27, 2023
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Gamer Paranoia

Gamer Paranoia is a condition that occurs due to gaming behind one's parents back. Not limited to gaming, most activities on a computer done on a computer while watching for authority figures can cause it. Symptoms include constant glancing at the door, and heightened auditory perception. Treatment is usually done by removing the patient from the environment causing the condition.
From years of alt-tab gaming, I got gamer paranoia syndrome
by 322997am May 10, 2020
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Gamer Zone

The moment when a person plays a videogame and becomes so hooked on it that he/she forgets the outside world and thinks that they are the character themselves. The Gamer Zone can be obtained by experienced gamers or amateurs.
I was playing Skyrim and I soon found myself in the Gamer zone. I couldn't tell the difference between fantasy and reality.
by Krimson666 August 15, 2013
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Gamer's Burn

When you spend too long up close to a large or medium sized screen and your cheeks get red and hot.
Mum: Get off the Xbox you're getting gamer's burn!
by DictionariesArePeopleToo May 28, 2019
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gamer chan

a gamer chan is a good and cool gamer
by gamer chan June 24, 2021
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Turkish Gamers

Incompetent and degenerate scum. They typically break every rule that exists on online servers, then when they get banned, the track down the person responsible for supplying the staff proof and proceed to send them clusters of insults and death threats.
They also get extremely and overly nationalist to point where you want them to just fuck off a die.
John: Are there any Turkish Gamers on this server
Jim: I think so.
John Never-mind than, I dont want to play with them.
by Vladmir Makarov December 20, 2019
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Gamer mayo

Its the built up deodorant from several days without a shower that *true* gamers just scrape off and put in the trash at the end of the day
I need to take a shower, otherwise I'll be dealing with gamer mayo in the morning
by Robotowl42 December 25, 2020
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