google lag

The time it takes for you to look up what I already know.

Your google lag sucks. Reading a wikipedia article doesn't make you an authority on this subject.

by s13g3 January 19, 2007

google atheist

A term coined by a theist cause atheists have so much truth at their finger tips.

"I hate google atheists they are always finding facts to disprove god"

by Sykeo November 30, 2009

google smack

the google smack is a smack that is easily over-powered by the much more powerful Uber-smack and Deca-Smack

Jesters Google Smack was easily overpowered by Lews Uber-smack and jester died a horrible death

by Lews April 14, 2005

google-ize

when you are incompetent and need the answer to a burning question and consult google.

dude, google-ize that shit.

by crazydudeee May 13, 2011

google in 1998

A cool google hack that makes google go back in time. You should really try this if you haven't already.

i googled "google in 1998" and google went back in time! it was cool!

by MyCatHasAJob May 14, 2020

Google Bounce

The anti-social network. Google Bounce gets between you and your friends and stops everyone from talking to each other. (fictional)

I just put up a status telling people I had three Google Bounce invites. Five people asked for one.

by KwajSnowman August 21, 2011

Google user

A term used by every idiot user for their slow ass computer, this term immediately disqualifies any valid opinion and makes you look like a fucking idiot

Hey Josh Look at that Google user over there

by Duckduckguy January 21, 2022