Turkish Gamers

Incompetent and degenerate scum. They typically break every rule that exists on online servers, then when they get banned, the track down the person responsible for supplying the staff proof and proceed to send them clusters of insults and death threats.
They also get extremely and overly nationalist to point where you want them to just fuck off a die.

John: Are there any Turkish Gamers on this server
Jim: I think so.
John Never-mind than, I dont want to play with them.

by Vladmir Makarov December 20, 2019

Gamer Pose

When a gamer leans forward.
Grants +5 Skill

Person 1: goes into gamer pose
Person 2: Bro wtf

by BeatingMyDick January 14, 2020

Dirty Gamer

1) When you've been sat in the same spot, playing the same game, wearing the same clothes for longer than a week and are beginning to gain a hefty collection of Mountain Dew bottles filled with your own stale pee.

2) When you can expertly switch from VR to Vporn while still gaining XP.

3) When you play them ugly ass online flash games.

4) When you sell your own pee, bath water and chewed gum online.

"Have you seen Phill?"
"No, not seen him in days... Dirty gamer"

by JellybeansPlease April 21, 2020

Gamer depression

When you can't find any new fun games to play and therefore you just sit on your computer doing stuff like watching youtube while browsing for new games you can play. Mostly occurs during holidays

Ah, man. There's nothing to play, I'm so bored, I think I got the gamer depression

by ChangHongChing2002 February 24, 2020

Gamer Paranoia

Gamer Paranoia is a condition that occurs due to gaming behind one's parents back. Not limited to gaming, most activities on a computer done on a computer while watching for authority figures can cause it. Symptoms include constant glancing at the door, and heightened auditory perception. Treatment is usually done by removing the patient from the environment causing the condition.

From years of alt-tab gaming, I got gamer paranoia syndrome

by 322997am May 10, 2020

PC Gamer

That guy that plays on a keyboard for almost every game that it plays. Especially ones that can't afford paying to play games that are more recommended for controller for more complex/competitive multiplayer games.

PC Gamers' have been rising up over the years.

by `'` May 12, 2020

gamer points

points used to redeem mountain dew

im losing gamer points

by lotsaspaghetti69 May 21, 2020