fart trail

Following a particularly heinous gastral discharge, the essence of fart that clings to a person and follows them as they move, usually good for a range of anywhere between 5-50 feet.

Tom excused himself to go rip a huge cloud of methane from his ass in another room, but he didn't wait long enough for the fart to dissipate. He came back to his desk dragging a nasty fart trail behind him that made the rest of us nauseous.

by socialvirus June 29, 2006

fart and give me a clue

haveing sex with a really fat bird {beached whale}the type of bird you wouldnt like to go on top!!!

i went out the other day and pulled a fat bird and she was fat and i mean fat!!! i was trying to get my dick in her but couldnt find her hole so i had to say to her fart and give me a clue love

by AGnumbnuts November 24, 2011

heart fart

When you have a crush on a girl/or guy, then realize how completely wrong you were, and slap yourself for even thinking about being with them. A false crush.

Ken liked Sandra yesterday, but after spending the day with her, he realized he was just having a heart fart.

by Kevo Crafto January 22, 2007

Hunger Fart

When one develops bloating and the discharge of gas, due to the movements of the intestines due to hunger.

I have the hunger farts. I better eat some food.

by Mr. Callipygian September 23, 2011

fart before the poop

A harbinger of worse things to come.

"I think Hurricane Ike was just the fart before the poop"

by Threevolve October 31, 2008

fart purgatory

This happens when you are in the middle of trying to silently pass a fart, but suddenly your asshole shifts in just such a way that you know that if you continue passing it wil come out loud as a bugel. You then sit there attempting to pass it silently, which causes your face to contort and you to stop breathing in an effort to make sure no noise comes out.

Friend 1: "dude, i was talking to this hot girl last night at the bar and i tried to pass one but i stopped 'cause i knew if i passed more it would sound like a nuke."

Friend 2: "dude, you totally went into fart purgatory."

by tetris57 November 21, 2011

bisto fart

An extremely unpleasant fart that "browns", "seasons" and " thickens" all in one.

A bisto fart is a fart that stains ones underwear like gravy granules, gets stronger in smell and thickens the air as it matures to full strength. A bisto kid is one who enjoys the smell of a bisto fart

by rob Hogarth December 9, 2007