Ford Taurtoise

Da "slow 'n' steady" mid-size sedan dat saved da "fix or repair daily" member of "Da Big Three" from bankruptcy.

If da Ford Taurtoise and da Volkswagen Rabbit had a speed and/or endurance competition, I wonder who would win?

by QuacksO June 20, 2021

Ford

Superior to Every other car especially Toyota

I bought a Ford Because Ford is superior

by Toyota sucks June 22, 2021

ford

for our road days

ford are nice for cruisin

by MineOwedWu's June 22, 2021

Ford

Fucking obvious Retard design

Ford is a fucking obvious retard design

by Joker 379573 July 5, 2021

Fast Ford

A fast ford, sold in the uk, usually a hot hatch, awd or fwd.

'Ayy man, I loved those fast fords!'

by JMJCRS July 9, 2021

Ford

The wannabe ABB genre of man. Performative but bad at it. Cover your drinks around this type of guy. Constantly larping online as something he isn’t, and spends too much time talking to teenage girls. Probably has accusations

“Oh yeah, he’s actually an SP2 FEVL femboy. Total Ford.”

by Trve7 January 12, 2026